The Controversial Opinions/Facts Thread

Vorpy · 2011-04-18 11:12:40

Atheism is a giant excuse belief to try and evade going to Hell so they can commit crimes against society and humanity and avoid any predetermined judgment at the end.

BaronGrackle · 2011-04-18 11:17:18

Vorpy loves being a troll. :-)

Vorpy · 2011-04-18 11:18:12

^ not controversial.

BaronGrackle · 2011-04-18 11:30:40

Oh yeah? Well...
Captain Planet is among the most powerful beings in both Super Herodom and Anime.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-18 12:02:28

I hear that Carl Lewis is running for New Jersey State Senate, for the 8th senate district seat currently held by Republican Dawn Marie Addiego, as a Democrat.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-04-18 12:16:06

The Olympian one?

Uh...good for him, I guess.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-18 12:20:32

Yes, that Carl Lewis.

Tnu1138 · 2011-04-18 12:24:23

Who's Carl Lewis?

Central Avenue · 2011-04-18 12:36:19

You know, I read the name "Carl Lewis" and immediately thought of Lewis Carroll.

What's wrong with me?

Tnu1138 · 2011-04-18 12:40:04

I thought of Savage Heathen.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-18 12:42:39

^ At your post, thinking about what I thought of, I thought of savage genius (the j-pop band).

Tnu1138 · 2011-04-18 12:44:31

interesting.

BaronGrackle · 2011-04-18 12:52:52

@CentralAvenue, it's because Lewis Carroll has an exponentially higher awesome factor.

Turtle · 2011-04-18 21:54:22

Portal has mediocre gameplay and the only thing about it that even remotely deserves the hype is GLaDOS' dialogue.

AnnoyingPony · 2011-04-18 22:08:22

Legalize all drugs.

DonZabu · 2011-04-18 22:53:56

Carla Lewis is hot.

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-18 22:57:30

If this sentence is true, Santa Clause is real.

Deboss · 2011-04-18 23:22:41

Shakespeare is the worst abomination to occur in the history of art.

Vorpy · 2011-04-18 23:56:09

You can be born gay, but choose to be straight. You aren't LOCKED INTO AN INFINITE RECURSIVE UNIVERSE WHERE NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU WILL LIKE WOMEN AND NEVER MEN AND EVEN GOD PREVENTS YOUR EVERY OPPORTUNITY FROM LIVING A STRAIGHT LIFE AND HAVING CHILDREN WITH YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND, AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD THEN THE REPUBLICANS ATTEMPT TO FORCE YOU TO NEVER BE STRAIGHT WITH PRO-ORIENTATION-CHOICE PROPAGANDA.

BaronGrackle · 2011-04-19 08:14:04

(I understood everything up to the sharp turn at Republicans.)

Chagen · 2011-04-19 08:17:41

Vorpy is fucking sexy as hell.

Oh wait, that's not controversial....

Komodin · 2011-04-19 08:27:40

^Pic, plz?

Chagen · 2011-04-19 08:33:33

I've never seen her actually. She doesn't want to get arrested for giving porn to a minor.

But her online personality itself turns me on...

~~Or more that I have a huge crush on her~~

Komodin · 2011-04-19 08:39:46

...

Tnu1138 · 2011-04-19 09:36:14

I had troper crushes beforre i'm never going to be able to talk to them again. That makes me asad panda.

BaronGrackle · 2011-04-19 10:06:50

Hindsight is not 20/20. It's nowhere NEAR it.
If it were, there wouldn't be nearly so many disagreements about the decisions made in history.

Tnu1138 · 2011-04-19 10:07:38

Or Nostalgia Filter.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-19 10:16:50

Hindsight is 20/25.

Alternatively, hindsight is 300+/300+. It's getting farther and farther away and you can't see it clearly no matter how strong your glasses are.

Tnu1138 · 2011-04-19 10:18:42

Hey i'm 30/200

BaronGrackle · 2011-04-19 10:26:27

@glenn, I've often tried to sound clever by adjusting the number from 20/20 to something slightly under perfection, but I don't know enough about the system to get it right. :-)
And okay guys, sorry, I guess it's not that controversial. Let me try again...

Umm... okay, I got one. Most of the examples of irony in Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" song actually do fit some definition of ironic, if you consider her implied contexts.

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