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I took time to figure out what a Penis Fart would be called
Just... Wow, something is wrong with me
By the way, it would be called a kyle. And yes, there is reasoning behind it
Edit:
Well, if a vagina fart is called a queef, then a penis fart should be called a kyle
Vagina is 6 letters. Queef is 5. So since penis is 5, then its fart word should be 4 letters long (and we do have to use the proper terms for the anatomy here, else it won’t work)
Q is 5 letters before V (RSTUV). K is 5 letters before P
A is 20 letters before U. E is 4 letters after A, and Y is 4 letters after U, so Y
E is 2 letters before G. L is 2 letters before N.
I is… Since they both have I in the same place, it is an e
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QUEEF = 5 letters = PENIS = VAGINA - 1 : VAGINA = 6 letters = queef + 1 = penis + 1 = kyle + 2
Also, queef / (kyle + 1) = queef / 0, so we would divide by zero if we add another letter and all die
And I don't want to die to a penis fart
(I had sleep )