I took time to figure out what a Penis Fart would be called

Icalasari

Just... Wow, something is wrong with me By the way, it would be called a kyle. And yes, there is reasoning behind it Edit: Well, if a vagina fart is called a queef, then a penis fart should be called a kyle Vagina is 6 letters. Queef is 5. So since penis is 5, then its fart word should be 4 letters long (and we do have to use the proper terms for the anatomy here, else it won’t work) Q is 5 letters before V (RSTUV). K is 5 letters before P A is 20 letters before U. E is 4 letters after A, and Y is 4 letters after U, so Y E is 2 letters before G. L is 2 letters before N. I is… Since they both have I in the same place, it is an e

Komodin

... You need some more sleep, son.

Icalasari

Well, this WAS done at something like 2 or 3 AM

DonZabu

You should be working as a codebreaker for the CIA.

Icalasari

^ Or maybe a code MAKER!

DYRE

Or a code QUAKER!

Icalasari

^ A code shaker?

All Nines

A code faker?

ninjaclown

SLEEP SON

GLORIOUSLeader

A code breaker, code maker? 

Vorpy

combo breaker?

GLORIOUSLeader

Nono, heartbreaker. 

Earthshaker. 

Large quaker. 

Tree baker. 

Tall Lakers. 

Conned acres. 

Car maker. 

Love faker. 

DonZabu

^ -slow clap-

Ratix

So, has anyone even encountered one of these? I've had a penis my whole life and never did. I'd be scared out of my mind and run to the doctor if that happened. O_o

Trash_Vortex

I knew who started this topic before I even clicked on it. Also, your reasoning makes no sense and here's why.

QUEEF = 5 letters = PENIS = VAGINA - 1 : VAGINA = 6 letters = queef + 1 = penis + 1 = kyle + 2

Trash_Vortex

maths is sexy

GLORIOUSLeader

so smexy

Icalasari

^^ Except that kyle = penis - 1 and queef = vagina - 1, while kyle = queef - 1 and penis = vagina - 1

Also, queef / (kyle + 1) = queef / 0, so we would divide by zero if we add another letter and all die

And I don't want to die to a penis fart

(I had sleep )