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This is half an IJBM and half an IJAM, but here goes.
Me and some friends were playing a few rounds of 3rd Strike. Our group's best Akuma/Gouki player kept pissing us off with how well he could sucker us into eating his Raging Demons. Eventually one of us quipped "Sperging Demon" and we put the game on hiatus to laugh our asses off for a good 3 minutes, and now we call any player that picks Akuma a "Sperging Demon".
Halp, I don't think I should be laughing at that as much as I am
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If you play online games to a sufficient extent (see: at all), you'll no doubt run into at least a passive form of homophobia, such as players being called "fag" for offending the sensibilities of any other person in the server.
I've taken to responding to this with, "Homophobia's pretty gay, dude".
> immature jokes you can't help but laugh at anyway
Youtube Poop.
Where's that one Duck Tales poop that involves playing some audio backwards and pointing out that something in that resembles "nigger"?
I have to admit I'm a sucker for bizarre/stupid profanity.
^^There's also "Gave you black, black, black dick! Take, take it all in your ass!" from cs188's Bruno Mars YTP.
I like saying "dickbutt" way too much. To the point where I've ruined lots of conversations by interrupting people with it.
Totally worth it.
Over-the-top discriminatory impressions of accents always get to my sides, especially when done by members of said group.
Racial (ethnic, etc.) jokes are lotsa fun. As long as they're relatively tasteful, innovative, involve clever plays on words and so on, I'm all for. Unfortunately, there also are relatively distasteful, or just plain old crude, and I'm not gonna laugh at a racial joke if racial slur is all it has to offer.
who draw dig in the math book :DDDD?
Rednecks being redneck-y will never not be funny.
"Shit on my dick" will never not be a funny exclamation, to me.
@nohaynicklibre: My newest favorite meme is now replacing "**ck" with "**g".
Slapstick for me. Nothing gets a chuckle out of me easier than people running into things, getting hit with things, falling down things, and occasionally being set on fire.
This one time my friends and I were at a petting zoo. We were looking at animals and we randomly saw a goat taking a huge shit. It went on for at least 5 fucking minutes and we couldn't help but laugh.
And Alex called me out on the same thing a while ago...
No, you see, it was me that said "Rush forward and slam down vertically!". It was funny because I said a thing that could be misconstrued to be sexual, and context did the rest.
Naturally.