Not enough people seem to like Ganbare Goemon

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• Super Lazuli

  2011-01-08 15:38:02

  yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

  Never heard of it.
• Aondeug

  2011-01-08 15:39:51

  Another one...WHY GOD WHY
  
  Though I suppose to answer is clear..."It's an obscure and extremely Japanese series of video games. What do you expect woman?".
  
  
• Super Lazuli

  2011-01-08 15:41:05

  yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

  Well if it's anything like everything else that comes out of Japan, I'm sure it has more acid per square inch than a hippie convention.
  
  Still though, never heard of it.
• Aondeug

  2011-01-08 15:45:03

  It yeah...It's strange. Well it seems normal to me now but then that's likely from my living off weird Japanese shit since I was like 4. EXTREMELY CAMP FAT MEN AS VILLAINS AND GIANT ROBOTS THAT WIELD EXTENDING PIPES ARE NORMAL TO ME.
  
  Out in the states it goes by the name of Mystical Ninja and Legend of Mystical Ninja.
• Super Lazuli

  2011-01-08 15:46:10

  yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

  Entire Japan is ninjas.
• Aondeug

  2011-01-08 15:46:49

  Robotic ninjas to be exact.
• Super Lazuli

  2011-01-08 15:47:48

  yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

  I'm not at all surprised by the "robotic" there.
• Aondeug

  2011-01-08 15:50:00

  Yes those are relatively mundane things. Extending pipes of doom...I haven't seen those elsewhere.
• Super Lazuli

  2011-01-08 15:57:59

  yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

  Extending pipes of doom.
  
  Like....sewer pipes? Or Pipes from that old screensaver, or?
• Aondeug

  2011-01-08 15:59:38

  Like pipes used to smoke with. Goemon fights with a pipe and in a few of the games they extend and if I recall correctly can be used vaguely like a hookshot...
• TheyCallMeTomu

  2011-01-08 16:00:32

  I tried Goemon once. NEVER AGAIN.
• Super Lazuli

  2011-01-08 16:03:02

  yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

  GEE. I WONDER WHAT WAS IN THOSE PIPES??
• Aondeug

  2011-01-08 16:04:20

  ELABORATE TOMU. Elaboration is fun and stuff.
• TheyCallMeTomu

  2011-01-08 16:05:00

  Oh, I just rented the N64 game once and didn't find it that enjoyable, and later on in life tried a rom of some Goemon game and thought it was kinda mehtastic.
• Aondeug

  2011-01-08 16:05:42

  Ah. I see. UNDERSTANDABLE.
• PrincessApricot

  2011-11-14 02:24:50

  Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

  
• Schitzo

  2011-11-14 02:27:27

  They're somethin' else.

  ORE WA, GORGEOUS
  
  AAAAAAH IIIIMPAAAACTOOOOOOO~~
  
  DA-DA-DASH!!
  
• DarkDecapodian

  2011-11-14 02:48:32

  Clean your room little Billy

  Unlike pretty much every games magazine of the time, I preferred Goemon's Great Adventure to Mystical Ninja. That said, GGA didn't have 'PUURRAASSSMAAA!', which costs it points.
• InsanityAddict

  2011-11-14 04:13:24

  Diet NEET

  It had a wonderful soundtrack, as far as I can remember.