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Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne! (Misheard Lyrics Thread)

edited 2012-04-19 02:55:37 in Media

Do we already have one of these?

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  • BALDY DOG -- say do you remember


    BALDY DOG -- dancing in September

  • A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    "SHOUT TO ALL MAH LOST BOYS, WE ROWDY" -> "SHOUT TO ALL MAH BOSS BOYS, WEED BROWNIES"

  • edited 2012-04-19 12:03:09

    The most famous of all has to be "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" for "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky" in Purple Haze. Jimi Hendrix himself apparently sang it that way occasionally, as a joke.


    The reverse of this - Lemmy from Motorhead claims that for several years he used to sing "Ace of Spades" as "Eight of Spades" in that song and no-one noticed. I have no idea why he would start doing that.

  • There's that "Indian Thriller" thing. The misheard lyrics were damn crazy.

  • He's just a poor boy from a poor family!


    Spare him his life from his warm sausage tea!

  • edited 2012-04-19 19:17:40
    Pokkity Pokkity Pokkity


     


    Don't go out tonight, it is bound to take your life.


    There's a bathroom on the right.

  • ^I grew up with that song and never misheard it, not knowing of the bathroom mishearing until...TV Tropes, basically. When I told my dad people mishear the song as such, he was somewhat baffled that they could hear it that way.


    Anyway, how about Beck's famous "Loser": "Soooy un predator..." 


    Never actually thought he was saying that, but it's funny to imagine.

  • edited 2012-04-19 21:25:31
    We have reviewed your resume' and we find you delicious.
    ^ I always hear it as "Sooooy and get the door."



    KEY AAAAAAAAND MARIE



    SHE'S YOUR ON A GENIE



    ON A MOTHER'S DAY MANGAAA ROOF



    TOOOOE SHE ROW



    SOOOO CAT'S UZI



    NO MORE MANTA RAY



    COME ON, RONDO.



  • SHE'S GOT A CHICKEN TO RYE-IDE



    SHE'S GOT A CHICKEN TO RYE-HAI-IDE



    SHE'S GOT A CHICKEN TO RIDE



    AND SHE DON'T CARE!
  • When I was in middle school I used to think it was hilarious to take song lyrics and swap out "make it" for "naked"


    We've gotta hold on to what we've got
    It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not

  • edited 2012-04-20 04:31:58
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    It can really change a lot about the meaning of a verse, can't it?


    You wanted control, so we waited
    I put on a show, now I'm naked
    You say I'm a kid
    My "ego" is big
    I don't give a shit

  • That... actually makes more sense than the actual lyrics. I thought it really was like that.


  • Her big, her big, dick keeps on pounding~

  • Ain't no woman like a one-eyed Gott.

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