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Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne! (Misheard Lyrics Thread)
Do we already have one of these?
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BALDY DOG -- say do you remember
BALDY DOG -- dancing in September
"SHOUT TO ALL MAH LOST BOYS, WE ROWDY" -> "SHOUT TO ALL MAH BOSS BOYS, WEED BROWNIES"
The most famous of all has to be "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" for "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky" in Purple Haze. Jimi Hendrix himself apparently sang it that way occasionally, as a joke.
The reverse of this - Lemmy from Motorhead claims that for several years he used to sing "Ace of Spades" as "Eight of Spades" in that song and no-one noticed. I have no idea why he would start doing that.
There's that "Indian Thriller" thing. The misheard lyrics were damn crazy.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family!
Spare him his life from his warm sausage tea!
Don't go out tonight, it is bound to take your life.
There's a bathroom on the right.
^I grew up with that song and never misheard it, not knowing of the bathroom mishearing until...TV Tropes, basically. When I told my dad people mishear the song as such, he was somewhat baffled that they could hear it that way.
Anyway, how about Beck's famous "Loser": "Soooy un predator..."
Never actually thought he was saying that, but it's funny to imagine.
KEY AAAAAAAAND MARIE
SHE'S YOUR ON A GENIE
ON A MOTHER'S DAY MANGAAA ROOF
TOOOOE SHE ROW
SOOOO CAT'S UZI
NO MORE MANTA RAY
COME ON, RONDO.
SHE'S GOT A CHICKEN TO RYE-HAI-IDE
SHE'S GOT A CHICKEN TO RIDE
AND SHE DON'T CARE!
When I was in middle school I used to think it was hilarious to take song lyrics and swap out "make it" for "naked"
We've gotta hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not
It can really change a lot about the meaning of a verse, can't it?
You wanted control, so we waited
I put on a show, now I'm naked
You say I'm a kid
My "ego" is big
I don't give a shit
That... actually makes more sense than the actual lyrics. I thought it really was like that.
Her big, her big, dick keeps on pounding~
Ain't no woman like a one-eyed Gott.