Useless Talents!

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• TheConductor

  2012-01-06 19:25:57

  ^^^ Walzty, that's urm....that's...wonderful
• Firebert

  2012-01-06 21:08:13

  That it is.
• Firebert

  2012-01-07 17:04:08

  That doesn't seem so useless.
• Icalasari

  2012-01-07 18:42:18

  No rainbow star

  ^^ By lifting up your heels and running on the balls of your feet, correct?
  
  ...My own mother says I could probably walk in high heels better than most women >.>
• Waltzy

  2012-01-08 01:39:41

  I can sing the alphabet backwards on demand.
  
• PrincessApricot

  2012-01-08 01:42:18

  Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

  I can tie my hair into a bow, then untie it without pulling any hairs.
  
• MillerCross

  2012-01-08 03:01:21

  You can change. You can.

  how
• captainbrass

  2012-01-08 03:23:31

  I can raise one eyebrow at a time, which is only useful if you're trying to impersonate James Bond as played by Roger Moore. 
• PrincessApricot

  2012-01-08 09:00:12

  Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

  "how"
  
  My hair is silky smooth.
  
  It's as smooth as a baby's bottom.
  
• MadassAlex

  2012-01-08 09:01:35

  One foot in front of the other, every day.

  I can raise one eyebrow at a time, which is only useful if you're trying to impersonate James Bond as played by Roger Moore.
  

  ---

  
  Or Stephen Colbert.
  
  Incidentally, I can do this too and it's garnered much amusement.
  
• All Nines

  2012-01-08 09:43:26 edited 2012-01-08 09:43:34

  Has friends besides tanks now

  ^, ^^^ Same here.

  
  

  Wait, does it count if I also have to lower the other eyebrow a bit?
• captainbrass

  2012-01-08 12:43:39

  ^^ Stephen Colbert played James Bond?
• Icalasari

  2012-01-08 13:41:55

  No rainbow star

  I can also raise one eyebrow at a time
• TheConductor

  2012-01-08 14:02:54

  I can pop my left eye out of my socket.
• Icalasari

  2012-01-08 16:29:50

  No rainbow star

  ...Really?
• MillerCross

  2012-01-08 16:46:40

  You can change. You can.

  It's a glass eye, remember?
• Bob

  2012-01-09 06:11:46 edited 2012-01-09 06:11:52

  I can go without sleep for days on end without any negative consequences barring the obvious consequences that everyone else suffers when subjected to sleep deprivation but shut up those don't count you fucking ableist.
• vacasama

  2012-01-09 07:55:24

  Woki mit deim Popo.

  So does that mean you drink lots of coffee?
• MillerCross

  2012-01-09 08:22:24

  You can change. You can.

  >Implying there're no negative consequences to drinking lots of coffee outside of those problem related to sleep deprivation

  
  

  say that to my gums
• Icalasari

  2012-01-09 09:01:36 edited 2012-01-09 09:01:49

  No rainbow star

  ^^^^ Nope, I don't remember