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What if?

IcalasariIcalasari
edited 2011-11-11 16:09:54 in Forum games
No rainbow star
Inspired by a certain thread

A person makes a what if scenario. The next poster writes a sentence or two (or even a paragraph... Or heck, a whole story spanning multiple posts if they so desire, although prepare to be ninja'd in that case) about the what if. They then propose another hypothetical scenario

Example:

P1: What if Link was real?
P2: Then he'd be arrested for multiple break ins, but escape because he stores his stuff in hammerspace. What if dinosaurs were still alive?

And so on

I'll start with:

What if GLaDOS was real and had unlimited access to the world and resources?
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Comments

  • gentlemanorcusgentlemanorcus
    edited 2011-11-11 16:18:12
    She'd execute everyone still making "the cake is a lie" jokes.

    What if people who played CoD got transported into a real war?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    They'd die horrifying deaths assuming they got no training. Any of them lucky enough to get a kill would go and tea bag the corpse before getting killed themselves

    What if everybody had to speak in questions?
  • gentlemanorcusgentlemanorcus
    I don't know, what?

    What if the Germans won WWII?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Then we'd all speak German :D

    And several races and religions would be eradicated

    What if you had 24 hours to live?
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    edited 2011-11-11 16:25:17
    Kichigai birthday!!
    I'd try to stop getting ninja'd

    What if you forgot how to do math?
  • gentlemanorcusgentlemanorcus
    edited 2011-11-11 16:26:38
    I'd become a cast member on Jersey Shore.

    What would happen if the Japanese acted like Japanese people from hentai?
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    They already do.

    What would happen if I became King of Scotland?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    We'd all be doomed

    What would happen if Pokemon were real?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Meowth would solved the economic crisis

    What if your waifu was real?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I don't have a waifu, so... Nothing?

    What if Samus was real, with all her gear?
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    she'd go try and find some aliens to fight

    what if it didn't just bug you?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Then I wouldn't be here

    What if Hitler was still alive?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Arthur Darvill would punch him in the face.

    What if I were to clone myself?
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    That is impossible. FOR THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.


    What if the world of My Little Pony was real?

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    FOR THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

    I should totally clone myself.
  • TachikazeTachikaze
    People would realise that with all the crap shovelling, maybe ponies aren't so awesome after all?

    What if god was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-11-12 04:30:47
    He'd be making shouts in the street.

    What if 50% of people had to ingest only solid foods, and the other 50% had to ingest only liquids?
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Malnutrition?

    What if fi tahW
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Then rats live on no evil star

    What if this was a report on what if's and you had to write a ten page paper, single spaced, size 10 font on it, due tomorrow?
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    I'd ask for a clarified word limit, like any normal essay.

    What if every head of state was assassinated at once?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Then world governments would collapse because everybody would be too paranoid to take the position

    What if what if what if?
  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    Then then then then whatever.

    What if you were ugly?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    What do you mean what if? ;_;

    What if I were beautiful?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Then you wouldn't be ugly

    What if you were me?
  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    Then I would be you.

    What if everybody had a Scottish accent?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Well things would start out normally enough. People would slowly get used to their sexy new accents. Then disaster would strike

    People would slowly adopt more Scottish things into their lives. Drinking, fighting, playing the bagpipes. Soon wars would erupt all over the world, all over who is the true Scotsman. Humanity would die quickly and painfully

    Eventually, there would only be a few survivors left. Vowing to never let this happen again, they would ban the accents and spend their final days restoring the Earth

    Humanity would then go out not in a bang, but a gentle whisper



    What if I actually spent weeks on writing the above?
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Then you just spent weeks writing 4 paragraphs.

    What if I was actually a good writer?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Then you'd make millions and be the only member here charged a membership fee while being assured that everyone else has to pay it too

    What if anthropomorphic animals existed?
  • 707ruz707ruz
    "I will grant you two wishes; one for each testicle."
    Furfags. Furfags everywhere.

    What if I wasn't so easily distracted?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Then you would be less likely to go after this shiny penny

    What if George Bush somehow found a loophole and got elected for a third term?
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