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Assuming mental disorders would help you.

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  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    It's not perfect, but it's better than nothing.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I can agree with that, yes.
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy

    I've got a better third solution to celibate angst: shutting the hell up. I mean, I'm sympathetic and all but jeez internet you're obsessed sometimes.

  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    I just want an on and off switch for my sex drive

    Because it is
    really annoying when your girlfriend is in another country altogether
    and you are suddenly horny >.>

    There is something called "masturbation", that could help you with that. It's at least more advisable than indulging in a "complaining in the internet about my sex drive" fetish.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    protip: Masturbation does not help with your sex drive except for a few minutes of pleasure.
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    Take it from the master, kids.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I have a very healthy relationship with me, I'll have you know. 

    17 years and we're just not separating, yet.
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    I imagine seperating would be very painful for you.
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy
    ^^ But you haven't had children with yourself yet. Everyone knows children are the one true sign of commitment.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    There's also the side of monthly tugboats to consider.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    hump a lamppost, dunkass

    Ever licked a lamppost in winter?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-11-07 05:14:58
    No rainbow star
    Somebody else mentions occasionally wanting an on/off switch: Agreement or being ignored

    I mention it: Comments!
  • EvergreenEvergreen
    This is more relevant to the OP, almost, but...yeah. The term "OCD" is tossed around too much. When I was in architecture class, a group of students doing a presentation on the Massachusetts State House, designed by Charles Bulfinch, and presumably because these buildings had such an ordered, symmetrical appearance, this one girl doing the talking either called the design of the building "really OCD" or something like that...or actually says "Bulfinch had OCD, that's why his buildings looked like this." 

    Identifying common early American architectural styles: You're doing it wrong. I think by your definition, everyone who worked in the Beaux Arts style had OCD...
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass
    ^ Unfortunately, people do tend to chuck around psychological terms that way - like calling anything that's a bit obsessive "anally retentive" or anyone who's a bit nasty "a psycho." Journalists using impressive sounding words they don't really understand are partly to blame.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Ever licked a lamppost in winter?

    Welp, at least you'll never be alone again.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    >Is reminded of that one troper who wanted their child to be autistic.
  • AHRAHR
    Neo: that's because she herself was Autistic, and felt more comfortable raising a child who had the same mind set as her.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I didn't even know being "anal retentive" was an actual condition.
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    ^ It's not a recognised psychiatric condition as such. It's a concept from Freudian theory, the basic idea being that one of the stages of psychological development we all go through in childhood is the anal stage and that if you get "stuck" at that stage you'll end up as an obsessive with a tendency to have a very rigid approach to life and to hoard things, like a small child acting up against their Mum by not having a pooh during potty training.


    Freud had some very odd ideas...

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