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Seems like every day Filthy Bachelor Frog becomes more relateable.

GelzoGelzo
edited 2011-11-05 22:08:01 in General
Pony Sleuth
I started cleaning just now and found like, two different puddles of slime in my apartment. I'm not even sure how they got there.

Comments

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    BLAST IT WITH PISS!


    Alternatively, have people over more, it's a great motivator to clean.

  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy
    Is it the kind of slime that grows things or kills things? This is important.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    No, although I'm not unfamiliar with having to deal with black mold from my previous apartment. Calling them slime- while not false- is an overstatement, as is piles.

    One of them was just liquid detergent that must have spilled somehow, and the other was something that apparently happens when a mostly empty cup of yogurt is left on a windowsill for around a week.

    I wouldn't mind having people over, except my apartment is so small that it would be a better experience to just take a walk or hang out in a restaurant. All I have here is beer, Gamecube, and shit internet. Besides, the two friends that I know well enough to not feel shy asking to hang out live within walking distance and have nicer places.
  • ShichibukaiShichibukai
    edited 2011-11-06 16:05:39
    Thane of rum-guzzling and necromancy

    Sometimes gunk can just take over. Blast your nasty slime monsters with the professionals. For a free quote, give slimebusters a call on 888-FLAN-FREE today! 

    Alternatively, slime makes for a good bachelor's companion. Maybe you could just live in symbiotic coexistence. The slovenly bachelor gives slime a habitable space, slime spores give you nice hallucinations and imaginary friends.



  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Tame the flan.  It's useful against invading parties that lack a good mage.
  • ShichibukaiShichibukai
    Thane of rum-guzzling and necromancy

    Not to mention sparkly vampires, who value their cleanliness so. One touch from a flan and Sparkly Edward will become Fast Eddie.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Although the slime may attract miners with pistons, so watch out for that
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