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Seems like every day Filthy Bachelor Frog becomes more relateable.
I started cleaning just now and found like, two different puddles of slime in my apartment. I'm not even sure how they got there.
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BLAST IT WITH PISS!
Alternatively, have people over more, it's a great motivator to clean.
One of them was just liquid detergent that must have spilled somehow, and the other was something that apparently happens when a mostly empty cup of yogurt is left on a windowsill for around a week.
I wouldn't mind having people over, except my apartment is so small that it would be a better experience to just take a walk or hang out in a restaurant. All I have here is beer, Gamecube, and shit internet. Besides, the two friends that I know well enough to not feel shy asking to hang out live within walking distance and have nicer places.
Sometimes gunk can just take over. Blast your nasty slime monsters with the professionals. For a free quote, give slimebusters a call on 888-FLAN-FREE today!
Alternatively, slime makes for a good bachelor's companion. Maybe you could just live in symbiotic coexistence. The slovenly bachelor gives slime a habitable space, slime spores give you nice hallucinations and imaginary friends.
Not to mention sparkly vampires, who value their cleanliness so. One touch from a flan and Sparkly Edward will become Fast Eddie.