Writer's Block

DonZabu · 2011-03-04 20:49:58

-kicks Bob in HER danglies-

Bob · 2011-03-04 20:51:36

-tackles Don, starts choking him-

Central Avenue · 2011-03-04 20:54:02

LEST I RAPE YOU

*slaps AU for giving the shippers more material*

DonZabu · 2011-03-04 20:57:18

^^ -makes you watch School Days-

Anonus · 2011-03-04 20:59:21

IDIOT, I AM TWO FOUR

AND YOU MUST SUSTAIN ME

Bob · 2011-03-04 21:10:07

[Dammit, I wish I knew what School Days was...]

-superglues headphones hooked up to an MP3 player constantly playing a heavily distorted version of Ke$ha's latest album to your ears-

Anonus · 2011-03-04 21:12:23

blood

blood

TsumugiKotobuki · 2011-03-04 21:14:17

Midi-chan, have you been fighting?

Bob · 2011-03-04 21:22:25

Uhh, yeah. I mean, no. I mean... wait, where do you keep coming from anyway? Stop popping in out of nowhere, cute anime girl!

TsumugiKotobuki · 2011-03-04 21:26:02

-grabs you around the shoulders-

Come on, let's head back to my place. We'll get that aggression out of you in a healthy way. ^_^

Central Avenue · 2011-03-04 21:28:22

Don't forget to stop at CA Marketplace on the way there! You'll just love our new selection of BDSM implements!

Bob · 2011-03-04 21:31:50

Dammit Mugi, no! I'm not having sex with you, ~~no matter how much I want to~~! Everything between us was a fluke, leave me alone!

~~...But if you want, we could still check out those BDSM implements...~~

Anonus · 2011-03-04 21:39:07

but what about centralavenue's blood

which i asked him for on goddamn TUESDAY

Bob · 2011-03-04 21:40:02

Oh my god, Central, just give him the goddamn blood. Please. Just to shut him up.

Anonus · 2011-03-04 21:40:25

YES

LEST HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN

Central Avenue · 2011-03-04 21:41:24

But I'm using that blood. It's expensive you know!

Anonus · 2011-03-04 21:42:51

you know i can puncture your puny head with only my mind

play along jackass

Tnophelia · 2011-03-04 21:43:12

Central Avenue · 2011-03-04 21:44:24

Fine, you can have a little of my blood. It'll be behind the counter at the CA Marketplace Pharmacy, just ask the pharmacist on duty.

Bob · 2011-03-04 21:45:27

Yeah, that's not going to work. But this will!

-gets Central's blood by [REDACTED], tries to give it to Anonus, trips and spills it in a nearby lake-

...Oops.

Anonus · 2011-03-04 21:46:32

i imagine that came from one of his reproductive organs

no thank you

Central Avenue · 2011-03-04 21:48:42

Great, now I gave the pharmacist that vial of Mooberry Street's blood for nothing!

It wasn't easy getting that, either.

^ Close, but boobs don't count as reproductive organs, I don't think.

Anonus · 2011-03-04 21:51:06

MOOBERRY STREET

YOU

YOU

you have no idea how much i hate you right now centralavenue

we had a deal

but then you betrayed me

Bob · 2011-03-04 21:51:18

^^[Why the fuck were we both thinking of boobs?]

Central Avenue · 2011-03-04 21:52:17

Whoops, did I type that out loud?

Complete typo, that. I totally meant to type "my own blood and not at all Mooberry Street's and this is not a lie in any way", but my fingers slipped.

Anonus · 2011-03-04 21:53:35

yeah

your fingers

i would ask for those too but then you would not comply

i know you too well

Charlotte · 2011-03-04 21:56:28

*sneaks out of bed*

Hey people. Did I miss anything interesting?

Bob · 2011-03-04 21:59:01

No sweetie, you didn't miss anything. Now go back to sleep, I need to bribe this one guy into paying me for his princess counterpart's fingers.

...Wait, no, I wasn't suppose to say that. Disregard that.

Anonus · 2011-03-04 21:59:42

Begone, Two Four.

I hate that guy.

Central Avenue · 2011-03-04 22:01:10

...Is he gone?

I'm having to deal with too many Anonuses tonight. First there was the guy who didn't wanna give me Conan tickets, then this Two Four asshole...

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