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Jonah Falcon

GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
edited 2011-09-05 21:00:04 in Webspace
When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
He is a troper.

He writes for his own videogame blog.

He has a gigantic penis.

There's something not quite right about one of those, I just can't decipher which.
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  • Marioguy128Marioguy128
    If that don't work, use more gun.
    Huh?
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    He is a Troper
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Yeah, this made me WTF too when I first heard about his supposed Gag Penis.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    As a long-retired porn actress who is now in an entirely new profession, I still must make remarks here. I was in a limited edition with a male who chose not to continue to do porn as he did not want the world to know he had 14.5 inches. The reason I bring this up is that the difference between his flaccid length and his erect length was barely noticeable. There was only a slight increase in length and in thickness. I was with a number of large men and it was always the same story. There was very little difference between erect and flaccid length. Jonah Falcon claiming that he is 9.5 soft and 13.5 erect is impossible. If you ask medical doctors and sexologists, I am sure you will get documentation of this. I saw a photo of Jonas Falcon and his photo is obviously doctored, so I doubt that he is even 9.5 flaccid. I have seen them "doctor" photos of men I was with in magazines and they did a much better job than Jonas. Look closely and you will see. I have been a long-time fan and user of wikipedia. I am shocked that you would allow a man to self-proclaim that he has the largest penis and that he is known for his large penis. Many actors are large but they are not introduced as "known for his large penis." He doesn't do porn and his length is not documented by a medical doctor. Who put him on Wikipedia? Jonah Falcon. Who created most of the websites about Jonah Falcon? Jonah Falcon. Who created his photos? Jonah Falcon. No films. No doctor. And now he clains to not have sex aanymore so no one will be able to say he is not such a big deal. Wikipedia: this is a new low
  • inkblotinkblot
    000
    ^ The greatest Wikipedia talk page ever.
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    He's also kind of an asshat.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Who do you think they got this information from? Certainly not JONAH! You're right though, while much of the article is recorded speech, this specific instance is not contained "between these". Lets do an example of stating a fact. Jonah Falcon may not have a 14 (13.5) inch penis. I just stated that as a fact, but does that mean that I did not say it? That it was not my viewpoint? It is not necessarily a claim made by me either. Perhaps I recruited a famous writer (Stephanie Meyer) to write it for me. Did the editor at Rolling Stones spend weeks observing the behavior of Jonah Falcon's penis? If not, we can assume that Jonah is the speaker, as he appears frequently throughout the article. If you would like a precedent for the way articles about a person's penis size are written, please look at the article on John C. Holmes. There, when somebody says, "John C. Holmes has a forty-foot penis", it is written as a point of view, not an absolute fact. The opposite is true as well; when people say that he does not have a forty-foot penis, this is written in an OPINION FORMAT. Truth is an opinion, whether everyone else believes you or not. It is the majority's belief that there are specific laws which govern the movement of particle in empty space and other mediums, but these are widely believed OPINION. An opinion can be entirely true or entirely false. Most Wikipedian articlae are governed by these laws, except for in instances where the opinion is so widely believed that it is merely taken as fact. Try the article on the Flat Earth Society. Does Wikipedia say, "the Flat Earth Society is bullshit"? No, they give a balanced opinion on a subject that very few believe in. Please take the time to keep this NPOV. I don't want to appear more rude than necessary, but it is disgraceful for a site that claims to be a freely editable encyclopedia to widely decry a single member's edits as "vandalism".
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I wonder who wrote that rebuttal...
  • BeeBee
    ...I feel like I wandered into a movie halfway though and I have no idea what's going on save for everyone very suddenly talking about JAF's schlong.  So uh...




  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-09-06 00:52:17
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Jonah A. Falcon is a U.S. actor and a member of TV Tropes and frequent poster on the forum, as well as a Wikipedia contributor.  For some reason, he has a reputation for having a large penis, and this is considered a big deal.
  • BeeBee
    ...I had no idea he was an actor.

    ...I mean, I also had no idea he had a large penis, but this was a given...
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-09-06 00:57:25
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Well, as for other trivia, he appears to be a brown- (or maybe red-) haired white male, of young adult age.  He uses his picture as his TVTF avatar.

    I wonder if he'll join this site now that we're talking about him.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    What about the Daily Show, though?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I don't know the Daily Show so I have no idea.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Jonah A. Falcon is a U.S. actor and a member of TV Tropes and frequent poster on the forum, as well as a Wikipedia contributor. For some reason, he has a reputation for having a large penis, and this is considered a big deal.

    obvious jokes are not cool, glenn. >:(
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ...I saw that coming as an unintentional pun that others might feel the need to draw readers' attention to, but left it in my post.

    Why did I.
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    He's also kind of an asshat.
    -concurs-

    Watching him bash Sony gets boring after a while, and it'd be nice if he actually kept up with what we were saying in the ME3 thread instead of spouting non-sequitors.
  • BobBob
    Heard of him (on this site, I think), saw some his posts, subsequently forgot all about his existence.

    I suggest you all do the same.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ^ But...but...where will we get our dick jokes. D:
  • ElectivirusElectivirus
    But...but...where will we get our dick jokes. D:
    ; D
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ ELECTI! *huggles* :3

    ...I get excited whenever he pops up, alright?
  • ElectivirusElectivirus
    whenever he pops up
    pops up
    AND IT BEGINS.
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    So do I, but I don't make a big deal out of it.
  • BobBob
    Exactly.

    I'm the one who's supposed to make a big deal about.

    -clears throat-

    ELECTI! ^_^ ~<3
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^ What begins? :D?
  • BobBob
    ^^ What begins? :D?

    THE GAY, ICALASARI.

    THE GAY!!!
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    Dick/gay jokes.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    :D Yay! He'll be making jokes about a happy man named Richard!
  • BobBob
    I don't know about that, but he'll probably be making a man named Richard very happy in the near future...

    Dear god that was horrible. Come on, Electi, you're pretty good at this! Throw me a fucking bone!

    Haha, get it, bone, 'cause boner, because PENIS.

    Yeah.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I know there is an entendre involving striking out to be made about that post above...
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