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My posts don't become incomprehensible when I drink.

MalkavianMalkavian
edited 2011-08-20 04:04:12 in Webspace
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
Somebody needs to teach me how to do this.
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  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    I'd need some... Hands on training to teach you anything Malk <3
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    No Clocky, jerking him off won't make him type worse.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Yeah, I never feel like I lose very much brainpower or self-control when high or drunk.

    Maybe I just need to get more drunk.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Fingering him might.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ewwww
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-08-20 04:08:37
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Somebody get me ten gallons of whiskey and a flight to Clocky's! She'd be the perfect sensei. ^_^

    ^^^I slur my words and stumble a bit, and vomited once but I can generally type just okay. Volume might be the problem.
  • Mr_AntMr_Ant
    bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg FrIeNdS fOrEvEr
    Simple, OP. Become a desperate, annoying flat-chested WHORE who can't hold her liquor. Your posts will become incomprehensible even when you're sober! :D
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Reminds me of this drunk woman I met on a train, she was sitting next to me and watching me play Minesweeper on my Lapytop and she fell asleep on my shoulder

    i almost kissed her but she was ugly so I said lolno
  • BobBob
    Ant is totes right, Malk. Trust me, she knows first hand. ;D
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^^But I won't be moe then....
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-08-20 04:12:36
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Simple, OP. Become a desperate, annoying flat-chested WHORE who can't hold her liquor.

    Wow, making fun of me already? You are mean. >:#
  • Mr_AntMr_Ant
    bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg FrIeNdS fOrEvEr
    ^^Yeah, you're right. Still, maybe a few desperate losers will find you attractive, provided you're Asian and slutty enough for people to take notice of you.

    ^Not you, dear.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Can't people just like me for me? ;_;
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    It's ok Malk, I thought she was making fun of me as well.

    ...T_T
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    -is a desperate loser who likes Bobby-
  • GelzoGelzo
    edited 2011-08-20 04:15:48
    Pony Sleuth
    ^^^  
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Is that a no that she's not making fun of me, or a no that she is?
  • BobBob
    Nope, sorry Malk. Maybe they will when you stop being so petty and obnoxious and jealous.

    Oh wait, confused you for someone else. Sorry!
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-08-20 04:18:05
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^^^^Don't worry Clock, I like you. ^_^

    ^^^Well... well... (runs off crying)
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    @Malk: If you like me, then why won't you have sex with Juan?!?
  • Mr_AntMr_Ant
    bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg FrIeNdS fOrEvEr
    Because, like some posters here, he has standards / doesn't want to fuck every living organism.

    Not that I'm talking about anyone in particular...
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-08-20 04:22:06
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^Because I'm saving myself for you!

    Besides, Juan has a pinga. I'm not fond of those.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Wait, CC is a female? I'm not keeping track of this stuff that well.
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    My drunkposts can be slightly weird, but not that much stranger than usual. Main difference is that apparently I don't bother to capitalize anything.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    D'aww Malky~. Ah lubs yew~. :3

    Just the way you are, with our Juan pars. <3

    I've not been having a good day either. C'mere~. *huggles*
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I'm really sorry that's the case, Waltzy. (hugs) I hope tomorrow/today's better for you
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    You're sorry, Malk?

    Did you make Waltzy's day awful? D:
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    edited 2011-08-20 05:43:44
    Belief
    Doctor.Youtube."I'm sorry"


  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^I certainly hope not. If I did, I'll do anything I can to make sure today is great! D=
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    The few times I've drunk posted, I remained relatively coherent.

    In fact, there has only been once where I've actually gone outta my way to tell people that I was drunk for funses.
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