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How guys are automatically assumed criminals if with kids

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  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Heh. Giving birth out of a penis :3
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    When it's something that triggers my male flinch reflex, I usually can't avoid it.
  • DynamodDynamod
    edited 2011-07-31 01:52:42
    Interesting fact: regardless if you are male or female, a baby is not meant to be pushed through the urethra.

    or the anus, for that matter.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    IJBM: Human reproductive system sucks.

    It ought to be redesigned.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ I think it works just fine myself
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-07-31 15:27:31
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    First, the female reproductive tract works on inefficient constant batch processing, forcing investment of energy into preparing ova, most of which go unused.

    Second, the female reproductive system halfway incapacitates women with pregnancy.  Furthermore, childbirth is painful.

    Third, the male reproductive tract is similarly (though not similarly in scope) inefficient in its production of a large number of sperm in a "shotgun" approach to reproduction.  Though, granted, there may be advantages to this, which are unfortunately not shared by the female reproductive system.

    Fourth, the penis is an ugly bulge on the crotch, and has no means for retraction.  (Flaccidity does not count.)

    Fifth, and finally, there is no way to turn libido on and off on demand.  There is also no way to turn fertility on and off on demand.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Let me rephrase

    It seems just fine for something that was created by evolution
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Oh fine.

    However, I shall cite my above post as proof that we were not intelligently designed.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ I personally believe that, if the Abrahamic God exists, all he did was set up the Earth so evolution could happen, then slightly influenced things to get somethibg close to what he wanted

    Although personal beliefs are that God(s) exist and that they barely notice us...
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "Fourth, the penis is an ugly bulge on the crotch, and has no means for retraction.  (Flaccidity does not count.)"

    You take that back right now
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ^ ...are you implying you have a retractable penis?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-07-31 17:05:43
    No rainbow star
    ^^ They can have an opinion, Chagen

    I myself find it nice looking (yet weird looking... Eh)
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    CA: No, just the opinion that humanity would be at a horrible loss if we had retractable penises.

    Because....shit, I can't say it without being explicit.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    I like penises and all, but...I do think they're kind of an unsightly protrusion.

    The human body (male or female) would be much prettier with no genitals.

    (why the fuck am I saying this)
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    NO!

    The penis is a gloriously hot protrusion, my friend.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    "The human body (male) would be much prettier with no genitals."

    Fixed that for ya.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^ Wait, are you gay/bi? I always thought you were straight, but now I'm getting confused...
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Bi
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Ica is confused about Chagen's confusion. How delicious.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-07-31 17:35:31
    No rainbow star
    ^^ Ah

    Now I have to wonder why I never caught onto that sooner

    ^ Meep?
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Because you can't appreciate something without having a sexual attraction to it?
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-07-31 17:43:24
    ^ Well, describing something as "gloriously hot" generally indicates some sort of sexual attraction.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Still though, <
    Peeved.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > The penis is a gloriously hot protrusion, my friend.

    No, it's an ugly protrusion.  It detracts from the human body's figure.
  • AnonusAnonus
    Sometimes I do wish libido could be turned off on demand. I think I'd forget to turn it back on though.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Penises just look silly.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    @Forzare:

    From what standpoint?
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Sometimes I do wish libido could be turned off on demand. I think I'd forget to turn it back on though.
    I do, too. Though I'm not sure I'd want to turn it back on.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "No, it's an ugly protrusion.  It detracts from the human body's figure."

    It only adds to the glorious male form in my opinion.
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