Taikatsu Remedy.

Chagen · 2011-07-13 20:52:04

http://taikutsuremedy.blogspot.com/2010/10/i-hate-anime.html Sometimes, I can't tell if this site is a legit hater of Moe, or a parody of Moe haters.

Crimson · 2011-07-13 20:54:45

Aside from outright saying "I hate anime". I pretty much agree with this guy.

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-07-13 20:55:38

Looks pretty legit to me.

Chagen · 2011-07-13 21:02:16

http://taikutsuremedy.blogspot.com/2009/11/why-super-robots-are-superior-to-moe.html

How.....how could this not be a parody?

Crimson · 2011-07-13 21:03:16

Still agreeing with him.

All Nines · 2011-07-13 21:07:33

It's funny because he's not the slightest bit funny.

And I'm pretty sure this is not a parody. Sure, some of the commentators are probably trolls, but it's not far-fetched that, out of all the people who hold that viewpoint to such a degree, some of them also think they're funny enough to start a blog.

Well, he has fans, I guess, so good for him.

Chagen · 2011-07-13 21:08:06

http://taikutsuremedy.blogspot.com/2009/10/on-dread-tendrils-of-moe-great-moe.html

>Likes Queen's Blade
>Lectures us on taste

HAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHHAAH

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

All Nines · 2011-07-13 21:09:00

Wait, really? I only shook my head in disapproval at his review of K-On!. And saw his homepage.

Yeah, fuck it, this guy doesn't need a blog.

Crimson · 2011-07-13 21:11:05

>Likes Queen's Blade

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9r5xaohz9_vh23bgvWd0eTCtGpfqmNyHqfD6V_t21I2NXcfMp&t=1">

This man is a traitor to the cause and must pay for his heresy!

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-07-13 21:11:06

It bothers me how the thing i'm most annoyed by on the guy's blog is this:

Chagen · 2011-07-13 21:13:10

This man thinks Horo from Spice and Wolf is "beastiality fetishists' bait".

Wut.

Crimson · 2011-07-13 21:14:07

Furry? Yeah. Beastiality? No.

Besides Spice and Wolf is really econo-wanker bait.

All Nines · 2011-07-13 21:14:42

He's also convinced himself that Yui Hirasawa suffers from mental retardation, instead of simply being a lazy klutz who's perhaps a bit too huggy. ~~Not too huggy for my tastes, though. >.>~~

Crimson · 2011-07-13 21:16:29

Yeah this guy sounds like your average crappy internet Caustic Critic #34656.

snowbull · 2011-07-13 21:16:54

Wait, I thought I had it on good authority that Queen's Blade was the shit

I will have to investigate for myself.

Chagen · 2011-07-13 21:24:35

Queen's Blade is a giant misogynistic romp that is insulting to my, or any man's, penis.

I, for one, resent the implication that I'm a 24/7 Chronic Masturbator.

All Nines · 2011-07-13 21:28:26

-snerk-

Vorpy · 2011-07-13 21:31:22

Is this blog from 2008 or something?

Fuck, it's so mediocre and overdone that it's not even funny, or unfunny.

It's like, "oh hey look it's this rant again"

and then I watch Fuma Fuma wo Time Time.

Vorpy · 2011-07-13 21:59:56

I hate those stupid saucer eyed moeblobs with shit for brains.
Uguuuu why are you so mean nini? uguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :c

I hate those ridiculous 20 minute long porn commercials that pass for anime now.
lol, asstard. You wish they were 20 minute long porn commercials.

I hate those filthy child molesters these shows are made for.
Hahaha, Dragon Ball Z and One Piece cater to child molesters? Let's be on the lookout then, sir!

I hate the fact that every goddamn show is set in a highschool, again to cater to pedophiles.
Vegeta did you hear that? Apparently this deserted wasteland is a highschool!
What? My scouter gave no readings anything remotely close to that was here!

I hate those spineless eunachs that constitute male leads in anime.
WHAT!? I have no spine? When did this happen King Kai!?
Well Goku, the cost of returning back to your word is your spine.
But...why my spine?
Because you "Need to get back".

I hate the desperate, brainless sluts that inadvertently fall head over heals over said eunach.
Well I hate you too then!. C'mon Goku, we don't have to put up with this crap!
But Chi Chi...I didn't get to finish my plate.
NOW!

I hate the entire harem genre in general.
LOLMAD. There's no need to write off an entire genre of anime just because a couple of unexistent fictional characters get more pussy than you and have enough balls to talk to girls in their own universe.

I hate the fact said harem genre even has an audience.
It will always be there for you, bro. You just have to look into your heart, sensei. You will soon know...that feel, bro.

I hate said audience of said harem genre.
You have a hatepenis over this don't you? Throbbing with tons of hate, all sweaty and straining, on how much you hate a couple guys watching an anime that you have nothing to do with. You know, if you would just put on a wig and have sex with them, then they probably wouldn't need that harem anime anymore?

I hate that moe is a genre unto itself now.
A genre inside of a genre? INCEPTION DESU

I hate the moe genre in general.
Hey Kagami, what'cha doing?
Nothing, just reading this shitty free blog on the internet.
Whassit about?
I don't know, apparently being cute and talking about nothing on an anime can cause virgins on the internet to burst blood vessels and go on holocaustic hate rampages against you.
Hmmm...he sounds mad.
Indeed.

I hate the fact said moe genre even has an audience.
I have a feeling you are going to repeat this in everything you hate. "I HATE THIS, AND I HATE ALL ITS FANS"

I hate said audience of said moe genre.
Lolyup inb4 you cry around about lolis and lolicons

I hate that anime tries to present 13 year olds as sexy and desireble.
I CALLED IT MOTHER FUCKER and "desireble"? like Desire-bleh?

I hate that fans accept said 13 year olds as sexy and desireble.
OOOOH DEEESIIIIRE BLEH SAC CREE FY SING TO GOD

I hate visual novels.
They hate you too.

I hate the ridiculous number of visual novel adaptations there are.
How many are there then?

I hate all the stupid fads anime fans get sweeped up in, from Haruhi to whatever crap Key is producing at the moment.
You hate fans awaiting the release of something they like? Wow, hit another milestone for stupidity.

I hate that people still haven't realized K-On is a mindnumbing piece of shit.
Hey, Azusa, what do you think of the OP?
I think he's a fucking faggot!

I hate tsundere.
Well it hates you too! It's not like..it ever liked you...either...anyway! hmph....

I hate that entire personalities can be defined in a single word.
Let me define you in one word. Weeaboo. OH GOD I HATE THAT TOO GOD DAMN IT I HATE HOW EASY IT IS TO USE ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE ENTIRE PERSONALITIES TOO BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I hate that said flat personalities are somehow considered good, or even prefereble.
.....

I hate the idiots who like said flat personalities.
.....

I hate that anime has devolved into an industry that caters to retards, shut-ins and pedophiles.
And you have a fucking in-depth blog about it, while dedicately reviewing all of this in-great-detail? You sure are right about the retard part.

I hate anime...it's not like I like it or anything...-blush-
Fixed.

Malkavian · 2011-07-13 22:55:49

The Super Robot>Moe one made me laugh because of how false and internet tough guy it is.

Here's a more likely event.

Nerd: Hey wanna go watch Mazinger?

Girl: What are you, eight?

Regular guy: Seriously dude, grow the hell up. Cartoons at your age?

Edit: His review of K-on is joking about the characters possibly being lesbian.... this is a joke, right? Nobody could possibly be that dense, could they?

DYRE · 2011-07-13 23:30:36

>Likes Queen's Blade
>Lectures us on taste

Chagen, you like Strike Witches. I don't have a problem with that obviously but honestly that kind of prevents you from using "likes Queen's Blade" as an argument against anyone.

Chagen · 2011-07-13 23:38:19

Strike Witches isn't flat-out porn. Queen's Blade is. And an insult to my, or any other man's, penis. And out intelligence.

All Nines · 2011-07-13 23:38:22

Besides, there are plenty of better things to pick at with this guy.

Malkavian · 2011-07-13 23:48:05

I can't draw my eyes away.... it's like an incredibly mysoginistic train wreck...

Chagen · 2011-07-13 23:51:39

In what way?

He's many things--misogynistic is not one of them, to me at least.

Malkavian · 2011-07-13 23:54:56

Here's what he's basically saying translated into frat speak: "Hey you bunch of fags watching your girly animes why don't you act like a proper hetero dude like me and watch normal anime where there are boobs and porn and shit!"

Vorpy · 2011-07-13 23:55:47

^

Which is why Highschool of the Dead is liked by very many people around my hometown.

Malkavian · 2011-07-13 23:57:59

Also, anybody who goes on about how much better x 'used to be in the golden age' deserves multiple stabbings.

DYRE · 2011-07-14 00:03:11

And this is one of the biggest reasons why K-On is a giant piece of
pigshit; watching a few episodes of it will give you a shockingly
accurate idea of K-On as an entire series.

I want to say that this is supposed to be a good thing, but then I remembered I'm apparently the only person who doesn't like it when shows suddenly completely change direction halfway through.

Also yes this is the one thing I feel like mentioning because no I really don't want to read any more of his blog.

Malkavian · 2011-07-14 00:06:07

I don't mind shows switching directions, but I am confused as to why a few episodes of a show giving you a good idea of what the rest of the show is like is a bad thing.

All Nines · 2011-07-14 00:06:57

^^ I figured you'd take more offense to him repeatedly calling Yui retarded, but he is completely missing the point of slice of life, as well.

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