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Somebody killed a girl named Natalee Holloway

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  • You can change. You can.
    -scratches Vorpy behind her ears- 

    And thus, my will is done. You may continue mourning this poor soul lost to Aruba's weather or whatever.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Arubaland?

    Oh some girl died there I forget her name

    wait a minute

    Checks People Magazine

    oh her name is natalee holloway, she died like in 2005 and we should remember her because she died and its an important part of arubaland's history

    "So in 2005 a woman named natalee holloway died here"

    "how is that important to our history"

    "because she's white"

    "why?"

    "because I didn't have sex with her mother"
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    wait no

    As if you didn't fuck her mom.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    As if you didn't fuck her mom.

    OH GOD I REMEMBER THAT NIGHT SO GOOD
  • No rainbow star
    Wait, I was killed? SINCE WHEN!?
  • edited 2011-07-06 03:36:08
    Clean your room little Billy

    Isn't it obvious? The people of Aruba sacrificed Natalee Holloway to stave of annihilation from the psychic vampire squid that infest the nearby waters. The US shouldn't be conducting search missions, they should be sending over more blonde, blue-eyed white women in order to prevent Aruba's impending destruction.


    Oh, and Vorpy? That was Madeline McCann you drained. She was too short to be Natalee. Don't ask me how I know that.

  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Natalee holloway is the biggast troll in the universe

    she trolls angry people for 6 years

    but she died for our sins
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    NATALEE HOLLOWAY ANAGRAMS

    Anally Loathe Woe

    Anally Wheat Oleo

    Anal Wallet Hooey

    Yeah Alone Tallow

    A Hallway Eel Onto

    A Anally Hotel Woe

    A Anal Holey Towel

    A Natal Hoe Yellow

    A Loathe Aw Lonely

    A Wealth Loyal One
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Anally Wheat Oleo


    /thread
  • I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    NATALEE 4EVA IN R HARTS
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    thred title needs to be change

    to VAMPIRE VOPRY KILL A GIRL NAMED NATALEE
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    no change because we still on lookout for killer

    killer is a man in arubaland who is also a vampire a woman and a fish because arubaman had no boat to go to arubaland with natalee

    we should do osmething
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    should we do osmething?
  • ...The Natalee Holloway Fan Dumb is so annoying. You people should be ashamed.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    so what if we are fans of Natalee Holloway you should stop persecuting us

    its our way of life not just an artstyle or a fetish

    this is our culture

    holloway 4 lyf
  • Hello there, fellow Halloweeaboos, I am Natalee, the epitome of your affection.

    Let us gather here today as we all proclaim my name aloud and inform the world of my dead in Aruba.
  • Oh God, that's just sick and wrong. Making a sockpuppet of that poor murder victim - have you no respect for the dead?
  • Clean your room little Billy

    ADOLF AND NATALEE SITTING IN A TREE!


    F-U-C-K-I-N-G!


    BEAT HER IN THE HEAD, TIED HER UP AND SUNK HER!


    TIME FOR A PILL IN A BERLIN BUNKER!

  • edited 2011-07-07 08:29:12
    HEIL MEEEEE
    Just because I respect the dead doesn't mean I want to have sex with said dead.
  • $80+ per session
    But you do.
  • Okay, this is getting a little weird.

    Well, more so than normal.
  • Oh Hitler, I have blonde hair, blue eyes and my parents have a lot of money. Do you wish for me to further your attempt at world domination at all?

    The more emphasis we put on dead rich women like myself, the closer we come to make sure every woman that is in the media is white, blue-eyed, and blonde-haired.

    It shall be a perfect world...
  • This thread is weird, who killed Natalee anyway?
  • You can change. You can.
    The Joker did.
  • Well that's sad :(
  • But you do.

    SHUT UP

    Do you wish for me to further your attempt at world domination at all?

    Of course. Get the news people to report that you were killed by a gang of gay black Asian Jews who watch anime; that way, most of the things I dislike will be scorned upon by the obsessed-with-white-girls public.
  • Actually, Hitler made the Japanese "Honorary Aryans" when they joined him....
  • When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    That reminds me of the Onion story: "Japan Forms Alliance with White Supremacists in Well-Thought-Out Scheme." 
  • You can change. You can.
    Japanese are not all asians. Just sayin'
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