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Force politicians to wear shock collars!

MyrmidonMyrmidon
edited 2011-07-05 21:39:24 in General
Okay, I'm not actually suggesting this. But admit it, it wouldn't be that surprising to see this thread on OTC, would it?

Comments

  • snowfoxofdeathsnowfoxofdeath
    Snowy Foxes

    I almost created a "Turn the Capitol Building Into a Roman Colisseum" thread, but for comedic reasons.

    And frankly, I'm surprised that thread hasn't shown up yet.

  • NoimportaNoimporta
    Force politicians to send their kids to public school.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    ^^ Far too sane for SH or MRDA to support
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    ^^ Now that's just crazy talk. 
  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person
    Force politicians to split up into five man groups and venture across the countries on a quest to slay social issues and earn voter trust.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Fuck, I was hoping this was an actual OTC thread.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Force politicians to have road trips together.  With members of the opposing party or of opposing factions.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Have all of the Senate pledge to help each other lose their virginity before the end of the 112th Congress.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I think they've already lost their virginity.  You want them to regain their sanity.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Force Politicians to live in third world countries for one month.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    No, virginity. It's an American Pie ref-

    Oh, never mind.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^^ That might actually be worth it.

    ^ ...oh.
  • inkblotinkblot
    edited 2011-07-05 22:26:34
    000
    There's this thing called "voting" where you can hold politicians accountable by choosing to kick them out of office.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    There's also a lot of really stupid things that people use that thing called "voting" for, such as:
    * single-issue wonkery
    * identity politics
    * clinging to ideals that don't work in real life
    * expressing anger
    * and much more
  • inkblotinkblot
    000
    And the ridiculous scenarios in this thread would improve that because _______.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    The problem with lie detector/truth serum/whatever suggestions is that people who want positions for power tend to be people psychologically resistant towards those types of things.
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