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Elementary school kids try to poison their teacher

SaigyoujiSaigyouji
edited 2012-02-24 13:40:30 in Meatspace
But you never had any to begin with.

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Uh...yeah. I think the title says it all really.

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  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue

    ...Does having to try not to laugh at that make me a terrible person?

  • FrodoGoofballCoTVFrodoGoofballCoTV

    That's... disturbing.  Ah, for the good old days when students put tacks on chairs and TP'd houses.

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    >10


    >11


    Yeah, not that shocking. It sounds more stupid than malicious to me.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    edited 2012-02-24 13:54:39
    But you never had any to begin with.

    I'm pretty sure most 10-11 year olds know what poison is and what it's used for.

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    edited 2012-02-24 14:02:04
    Diet NEET

    Stupid as in not fully grasping the consequences and making a decision on impulse.

  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    Fun fact: an English guy called Graham Young fatally poisoned his father and sister at the age of 14. He used antimony (I think) and eventually gave himself away when his response to a suggestion that they might have been given arsenic was "How stupid not to be able to tell the difference between arsenic and antimony!"


    He probably wouldn't have been impressed with rat poison in a coffee cup either. I can understand the parents' reaction though. 

  • gentlemanorcusgentlemanorcus
    edited 2012-02-24 14:35:27

    Kids poisoning their teachers?


    Major crimes?


  • WaltzyWaltzy

    ...


    Oh shit. D:

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Drink from a flask like Mad Eye did! :D
  • WaltzyWaltzy

    Mad Eye Waltzy.


    And maybe I'll flick my tongue sexily creepily like David Tennant.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    But wouldn't she get accused of being an evil shapeshifter?

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    I've heard of an attempt with sodium (?) hydroxide.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    And maybe I'll flick my tongue sexily creepily like David Tennant.



    [obligatory you're a lesbian i don't understand post]



    But wouldn't she get accused of being an evil shapeshifter?



    to be fair to Barty Crouch, he never got accused. He was just found out at the end.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Precisely! People will be more suspicious this time!

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue

    Yeah, but c'mon--if the worst case scenario is that she's David Tennant shapeshifted into a young lesbian, who the hell's gonna complain?

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Fundamentalists.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Lesbians who don't like Tennant?


    not like they are a thing.

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue

    Silly Juan Carlos, nopony doesn't like David Tennant!

  • WaltzyWaltzy

    >lesbian


    oh come on but it's David Tennant haven't we been over this


    Back on the topic sorta I'd love to say "well at least I haven't given my kids a reason to poison me" but there's already one boy where like he'll dawdle and I'll put a hand on his shoulder and very gently ease him towards the proper direction and he THROWS HIMSELF TO THE FLOOR and goes "You pushed me!" e_e

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Silly Juan Carlos, nopony doesn't like David Tennant!



    like i said, not like they are a thing

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Back on the topic sorta I'd love to say "well at least I haven't given my kids a reason to poison me" but there's already one boy where like he'll dawdle and I'll put a hand on his shoulder and very gently ease him towards the proper direction and he THROWS HIMSELF TO THE FLOOR and goes "You pushed me!" e_e



    I really don't think I'd have the patience to work with small children. I respect you.


     

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Heh heh, you know what's best... once everyone knows the kid does that trick, she'll be able to push him and claim he's simulating.

  • WaltzyWaltzy

    He can be cute sometimes!...When he's not trying to get me fired. XD

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Every straight person has someone they are gay for



    Likewise, every gay person has someone they are straight for



    And oh god I want to rub Captain Picard's head
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I have not found anyone I am straight for yet.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Ok, I'm not sure how gay/straight applies in your case. Does you being gay mean you like women or men?



    *is highly likely to be dehydrated right now so brain is not working too good*
  • MrWMrW

    I'm... not sure what to say to this. o_o

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    It means I like women.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Alright



    In that case: Not even Captain Picard David Tennant!?
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue

    I'm straight for AU.


    He seems to be my only exception, or one of very few.

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