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When you think of perfect casting....

edited 2012-02-08 15:03:51 in Media
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

and you know it will never happen.


David Bowie will never play Wesker.


Orson Welles will never play Batman.


Vincent Price will never play Doctor Strange.


Alan Rickman will never play John Constantine.


(sigh)

Comments

  • Keanu Reeves will never play Revolver Ocelot


     


    Jennifer Love Hewitt and Eddie Murphy will never play Cloak and Dagger


     


    Robin Williams will never play Francis York Morgan


     


    Bruce Willis will never play Phoenix Wright

  • edited 2012-02-08 15:33:08
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Are you trying to make a point or are you just being Myrm?

  • The second one.

  • No rainbow star
    How Morgan Freeman can't do every single narrator position
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    /vp/ pointed out how perfect Morgan Freeman would be as Professor Oak.

  • No rainbow star
    Is the thread archived?
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Not sure. There's a screencap floating on the tubes of his picture beside the opening monologue to Pokemon Red and it fits perfectly.


  • Hello there... Welcome to the World of Pokemon.


    My name is Oak, people call me the Pokemon Professor.


    This world is inhabited by creatures called Pokemon... For some people, Pokemon are pets. Others use them for fights... Myself... I study Pokemon as a profession.


    Your very own Pokemon legend is about to unfold. A world of dreams and adventure with Pokemon awaits... come with me, and I'll show you the way.

  • edited 2012-02-08 15:52:44
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    ...I think of succeeding on a concentration check to cast Summon Stage Talent IV.

  • You can change. You can.

    Orson Welles will never play Batman.



    I know you mean "Young and handsome Orson Welles" but my first thought is still Frank Quinlan.

  • ...I was not sold on Morgan Freeman as Oak, but then I thought about it.  Now I'm throwing money at the screen and it's not doing anything.

  • ^ There's a series of insurance adverts running on British telly at the moment featuring "More Than Freeman". Clearly, other people besides Ica like him as a Universal Narrator.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Morgan Freeman can't be Oak because Robin Williams has officially reserved the role if they ever do a live-action Pokemon.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Sorry, Sean Bean played Boromir. Thread redundant. 

  • ...you know, Robin Williams might make a surprisingly good Oak too.  Provided he tones down the WA-WA-WA-WACKY of course, but we've seen him do that before and he's a pretty flexible actor behind it.

  • You can change. You can.

    Sorry, Sean Bean played Boromir. Thread redundant.



    >Implying you don't want Tennant as the Riddler.

  • Tennant Riddler would be fucking amazing.

  • But you never had any to begin with.

    Logan Cunningham as any narrator ever.

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