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I want to make an Eroge...

ChagenChagen
edited 2011-03-17 03:19:33 in General
[tɕagɛn]
But I have two problems:

1: I can't draw. Well, I can remedy this one at least.

2: I would be one of the few people actually interested in it. This I can't remedy.

God dammit.

Comments

  • BobBob
    I would be interested in it, but only for the sake of parody.

    ...I'm assuming you don't want to make a parody Eroge.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Not a parody one. At least, not this one, I have an idea for a parody one--you wanna hear about that one?

    You'll have to wait till tomorrow to find out what it is (I need to go to bed, it's late as fuck here), though you probably should be able to guess anyway...
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-03-17 03:26:11

    If I made an eroge, it would have two competing playboys trying to score all the girls, with you being one of them and your main rival/antagonist being the other one.

  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-17 03:33:02
    If I made an eroge, the main character would be a busty, innocent yet seductive (no, I don't know how that would work) futanari trying to score just about everybody (men, women, the elderly, her imaginary friend, all of her classmates / teachers [in case it takes place in some generic anime high school] and her principal, some random foreign guy that speaks some odd language no one understands, and of course the token corpse option, the token tree option and the token furry option), the plot would be an unfollowable clusterfuck of idiocy and every choice would lead to the opposite of whatever you'd think it went to, and the most popular characters would be the hardest to get, just to piss everyone off. Of course, the most popular character wouldn't even be an option, until I got so many complaints that I decided to make it so that players could get them, but their appearance and personality would be so heavily altered that it wouldn't even be the same character because I'm a sadistic asshole like that.
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2011-03-17 03:32:43
    Aren't, like, a lot of eroge made for a fairly specific niche audience anyway?  So I don't see why point number 2 should matter.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-03-17 03:34:26
    ^^ How would she get it on with her imaginary friend? And is the imaginary friend male or female?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    -can't get to sleep-

    DYRE: But this is a really small niche.

    You have to be an anime/manga fan, an VN fan, then a Eroge fan, then a kemomimi fan, and finally a diaper fetishist/adult baby.

    The Theorem of Narrow Interests would bite me in the ass.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-17 03:39:01
    @Don: >the plot would be an unfollowable clusterfuck of idiocy

    Therefore, she'd do it anyway I wanted her to, even if it made no sense whatsoever. In fact, it wouldn't make any sense, because I wouldn't want it to.

    And the imaginary friend is male, female, genderless, and a futanari depending on what ending you get, and the endings are all gained in the same way. The game just chooses one randomly, and if you want another one, you just have to keep playing and hope you get it.

    In fact, that goes for all characters. Not the gender thing, the random ending thing.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    If the plot is decent, people will read it despite weird fetishy stuff in the sex scenes.

    Oh wait, you're Chagen, so it will suck, and it will never exist.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    You're damn lucky we don't have a report button in this forum, Poni.
  • BobBob
    An argument, online, on the first page of a thread, in a thread about visual novels?

    Oh god, I must be in heaven.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-03-17 03:47:41
    How about this: male womanzier vs. female womanizer eroge, and you can play as either one of them.
  • BobBob
    So, basically any other eroge, only you can play as a female?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    It's a hammy sort of competition between them, too, and the storylines intertwine and such.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    what the hell is a nekomimi. this weird japanese word reminded me of a ijbm i have to make

    lowercase wheeeee
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    I wanted to make an eroge, but then realised I'd have to draw sex, and then I turned bright red and clutched my pearls. Also I don't have a decent plot.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-03-17 15:04:29
    Has friends besides tanks now
    I have an eroge idea that I've been working on, but I feel like I should just drop it now because it will never come to fruition for the same reasons that Chuggles listed. Especially since it's not a parody or anything; just straight plot with porn.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I have a non-ero VN project going, and I'm planning on seeing it through. That said, I don't have anyone to do art or music. I'll worry about that after I have more written.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    More people would probably play my parody one, to think about it.

    It's probably too weird in that case, though.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    I want to make a VN actually.
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    ^ DO IT.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    I forget that Python toolkit that can help you though. something roannapur or something.
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    edited 2011-03-17 18:31:19
    I actually would make one, if it was subversive in a way to make it different. Don't know.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^^Renpy? That's the only one I know of.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    YUP.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-03-18 00:12:15

    I'm surprised by how many of these Newgrounds has (watered-down as they may be):

    http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/datingsims

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