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Website ad: "Want a girlfriend?" and a button that says "Yes! >>>"
IJBM: It's missing a button that says "No".
Oh, and the girl in the picture below the text looks...y'know what, the heck with political correctness. She looks like a stereotypical slut. Open-mouth "sexy" expression with eyes pointed away from camera. Breasts pushed together; areola slightly visible beneath thin clothing. Extremely short shorts. And disturbingly unnaturally blond hair.
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What sorts of sites do you visit, and why aren't you using AdBlock?
>using the word slut
>not using Adblock
This is a thing that I find really weird. Maybe it's just me being a blond guy that has a taste for dark-haired women, but really pale blond hair is something that stands out to me when it's not natural. Naturally, my hair goes from brown to brass to sorta honey blond naturally and frankly it's pretty awesome. Blond does not have to mean "pale as fuck". Dark and medium shades are pretty cool, and probably go with more clothing to boot.
you shouldn't say "heck" when you're gonna be politically incorrect. Just sayin'
Lack of regard for political correctness does not mean intentional political incorrectness.
I'm only offended that ads want to repeatedly remind me of loneliness.
I'm offended by how cheap and ugly they look. Banner ads are where JPEG artifacts go to die.
Cheap-looking women are extremely unappealing to me. I only like well manufactured ones.
> choosing 3D over 2D superiority ever
^^ I mean Internet ads in general, not just ones with women in then.
I always thought of banner ads as a petri dish for JPEG artifacts.
...Though I'm not sure what that would make Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
In that case, JPEG artifacts mutated, took over the lab, enslaved its workers, and is currently churning out biological weapons.
Which are rather ineffective, mind you.
Don't get me wrong; 3D girls are pig disgusting. But if I were forced to pick a 3DPD girl, I'd pick one that was well constructed. Not over 94 pounds, preferably of Nihonese (that's Japanese for you baka gaijin) descent, with long black hair, superior Eastern bone structure and rounded elbows instead of filthy inferior Western pointy elbows.
But please, no skeletons! I like my women with some meat on them.
too far, Hatter
Baka gaijin doesn't understand my love quest.
Oh weeaboos...
I want to slap whoever came up with that. Preferably with a thick Japanese dictionary
GMH - I also tend to get followed around the internet by this kind of advert, and I actually did a thread here about the spam e-mail I get offering me the chance to date married women (!). I hate these people knowing about my personal life and judging me on it.
Logically, perhaps I should mention being married all the time and perhaps they'd just try and sell me life insurance instead. Fucking advertisers.
They do not know about your personal life other than your age and browsing for porn, I presume. Married men probably get the same shite if they browse for fap material.
????
That means fat children.
I prefer the ones I saw (before I got adblock) where they said:
'THESE WOMEN LIVE NEAR YOU'
They then had a lot of stock photos of 'sexy' girls and used fancy internet stuff (geolocation-y stuff?) to write the town name as their location.*
It would have been fine if the town wasn't small so you pretty much know everyone (unless there was a sudden immigration of 19 year old girls) and that the landscapes in their pictures was clearly not the UK.
*(Someone did tell me a way ages ago to trick the location thing so you could make it have swearwords in the place of the location you were in.)
I remember a few years back I would get ads that basically showed a woman in a low cut black dress, but the image was centered on her breasts and only showed enough of her face for her lips to be visible.
Given the type of audience that kind of image is going to be tailored too, I can't imagine that too many women with any level of standards whatsoever would want to sign up for that site.
On the plus side, though, AdBlock Plus was the best thing ever invented.
Solution:
If no-one else uses your machine, have a separate user for porn. Keeps things organised and there's no chance of someone stumbling across your embarassing tentacle hentai while lazily coasting through your files. You know, as they do.
I don't entirely lack that kind of ad, but I don't get a whole lot of them, either.
is this a confession
and if so, am i allowed to mock you for...pffffffffffft, sorry, i couldn't finish that sentence. me respecting you enough to ask permission for such a thing.
> implying that being strongly organised is anything to be ashamed of
> even if I tag my porn for easy searching
> shut up
...Not poking fun or anything. I have weird fetishes myself
Alex likes sword hentai.
^^ see ^