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A GREAT MYSTERY, OF EPIC PROPORTIONS
Once, in lands long since forgotten, born under a sky studded with diamonds, lay the peaceful idyll of Tnophelia.
To
this land came a fearsome dark presence, known only by the initials, GB. This unrepentant menace sought to destroy the towns peaceful nature,
and prosperous vinyl collecting business, by virtue of reporting
established fact through the large hamlets fastest methods of communication,
alerting them to the truth behind their coveted vinyl.
This evil was eventually calmed, by the great adventurer Bedrock Shock, who came down from the heavens and spaketh thus:
"GB,
stop needling Tnophelia, its obvious you're really getting to her, a
lot of the older regulars still believe IJBM isn't necessarily a place
for serious discussion about lolis"
And so the evil left and cared no more for Tnophelia's existence.
Time
passed. A grievance was made and Tnophelia's entire population was
relocated as part of a witness relocation program, and was subsequently
obscured from the public eye via the new township of Vorpal Evanescence.
And yet the eagle eyed could still find
traces of its past in the new township, particularly in odd customs and
traditions dating back to the before times, which frequently involved
insulting the memory of GB in private, for reasons unknown but safely
filed away as asinine and butthurt.
And so this was the case when the GB was alerted by an adviser to the posts that brought about his terrible return.
And
spaketh he, to the people of Tnophelia, of their history, of their
sacred texts, citing their doctrine thus: "He remains the only person on
TVTropes, and only one of two people on
the internet at large to ever truly piss me off as far as the gauge goes
into the red. I don't forget things like that, and I will nitpick those
people whenever I get the chance."
And
in response to this, GB proclaimed in exaggerated fashion, "A question
must be answered! WHO, PEASANTS, SHALL COME FORWARD AND SPEAK THE NAME
OF THE SECOND. THE NAME, PEOPLE OF THE NEON GENESIS EVANGELION! THE NAME!"
TL;DR - Problem, KarlzBanana?
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(EDIT: Okay, what exactly is happening here?)