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The good news is that you are going to live...

CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
edited 2012-01-23 19:22:52 in IJAM
I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

the bad news is that he is going to kill you.


Comments

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Oh great it's that guy from Fantastic Four/Scott Pilgrim.


    I hate that guy.

  • LouieWLouieW
    edited 2012-01-24 12:56:43
    Loser

    If the hypothetical person is going to live than how can he/she get killed? I guess the idea is that he saves you for the moment and then slays you, but honestly that seems even more nonsensical, not to mention pretty sadistic.

  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.

    You're going to hear two clicks. one when I hang up, and one when I pull the trigger! .avi

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    I actually want this to be a movie more than I ever wanted Scott Pilgrim to be one.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    maaaaaan, fuck scott pilgrim. the only good parts were the jokes about other movies and games and how much they made me wish i could play/watch them instead of watching scott pilgrim

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    I enjoyed the movie more than the comic. Trufax.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    didn't read the comic. I just didn't care for the movie. I liked the style, but the substance was pretty cringe-worthy

  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    Legionnaire, you have Chris Evans? Why?


     


    Juan_Carlos: define cringe-worthy?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Juan_Carlos: define cringe-worthy?



    horrible, dreadful, annoying, disconcerting, "makes me wanna take the tv and go travis bickle against it" etc


    I mean, really, the whole plot of an annoyingly needy dude who's in love with an extremely demanding girl with seven stalkers constantly trying to fight the aforementioned dude while he's being stalked by an histrionic younger girl is just...blugh

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Legionnaire, you have Chris Evans? Why?



    I don't have Chris Evans what are you talking about


    /pedantic

  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    Hate. Sorry. Why do you hate him?

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-01-23 23:18:47

    I just think he's a bad actor who's unable to make any facial expressions beyond GRUFF AND SEXY.


    Hate's probably too strong a word. Dislike would be better.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    He was good as Captain America. At least, surprisingly likeable, considering the fact that I pretty much expected to hate him and ruin the role of Steve Rogers.

  • vandrovandro
    edited 2012-01-23 23:24:59
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    I don't think his stint as Rogers projects a gruff and sexy face.


     


    NINJA

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-01-23 23:27:04

    Wait, he was the lead in the newer Captain America movie?


    Hmm. I didn't end up seeing that. I may have to in light of this new information.

  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    No, just his better actor twin.

  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.

    to be fair, the comic is much, much better, Juan.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    did it have the same need to reference things for the sake of referencing things?

  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.

    Don't read it, then. No loss for either of us.

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