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...can I interest you in some CHOCOLATE?
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Is it lactose free?
Fuck yeah I'll have some chocolate.
no fuck you, bring good candy and then we'll talk
I LOOOOOOVE CHOCOLATE! BUT IT MAKES ME FAT!
What kind is this?
Does it have fruit fillings?
chocolate is for jews
Nah, I love chocolate (who doesn't?). I was just trying to stir you guys up so that you would have an argument with me and we could shift this thread's topic of discussion from "hey guys do you want my chocolate" to "BAAAAWWWW I'M HITLER AND PEOPLE PERSECUTE ME".
Maybe you should think about not being fucking Hitler. >
(also i don't like chocolate)
SEE WHAT I MEAN
PERSECUTION
Or perhaps you should think about not fucking being, Hitler.
Oh, sorry, I forgot, you already did that years ago.
If I'm dead, how the hell am I able to post here?
Purgatorio.
then why am i here? i'm a motherfucking saint
Well, then, probably because of all the mother-fucking.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR MOTHER WAS SO PRETTY! AND I'M SURE GOD WANTED ME TO DO HER!
>my mother
>pretty
Are you sure you got the right mother?
GIMME THE CHOCOLATE, MALKAVIAN