I enjoy Encyclopedia Dramatica / 4chan / (whatever)chan

Bob

-waits for the inevitable lynching-

Chagen

-joins you 'cause he likes it too-

Bob

C:

-hugs-

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DonZabu

Alright, a triple header!

-pulls the lever to drop your sorry asses-

Ponicalica

Don't go to Encyclopedia Dramatica.

It gives you viruses.

Trash_Vortex

That isn't why you shouldn't go there, though.

Bob

I know. I know it's awful and horrible and wrong, but I can't stay away. It's like a huge, chocolate cake, only it's full of knives, and each time you take a bite you end up stabbing yourself in the mouth, but you keep eating because it's the best cake you've ever had in your life, even if it is a little hard to taste anything due to all of the blood pooling in your mouth.

...Okay, ignore that analogy. I know it's bad for a lot of reasons, but I find it fun. Plus, I don't know any other websites similar to it.

Trash_Vortex

What's fun about it?

Can you tell us what some of the most fun articles you've read on it were?

Central Avenue

It can't be any worse than my reading Stormfront just to laugh at the stupid racists. And I'm half-black!

Bob

^You're half-Black? Huh, you learn something new everyday.

^^I can't really name specifics, but I just remember laughing at a few of the articles. Usually, it's something awful that I end up feeling really bad for later. I just have a very fucked up sense of humor.

Schitzo

-rapes entire thread with a chainsaw, while caressing it and telling it how pretty it looks.-

inkblot

What about 4chon?

Gelzo

These sites would not be famous if no one found them entertaining.

Trash_Vortex

You think certain celebrities are famous because they're entertaining?

Gelzo

"Entertaining" is not an objective quality. Some people are entertained by celebrity gossip.

Vorpy

It's great for smearing furries and gaiafags on it, while I check my Deviantart and Gaia.

Did you Know:

As long as you have at least 3 different handles, you can write yourself into an Article, since ED doesn't have IP checkers?

Tnophelia

I fucking hate ED. So fucking much.

DonZabu

Has Vorpy undergone mitosis?

Tnophelia

Wat

Tnophelia

I was posting with Vorpy? I think?

I don't remember logging into her account at all....but...okay.

Another thing you can do is add quotes about yourself on the TV Tropes page, since Edmania wanted to do that and nobody stopped him.

I should add some quotes from me on that page too.

Nyktos

@Bob: You enjoy every single *chan? That's a wide range of fetishes you have there.

DonZabu

If you underwent mitosis, Vorpy, would you make out with yourself?

Tnophelia

Here you go.

Bob

^^^You underestimate the vastness of my pool of fetishes.

"As long as you have at least 3 different handles, you can write yourself into an Article, since ED doesn't have IP checkers"

Why 3? Also, who would want to write themselves into an article?

Ponicalica

Is that actually you, Tnoph?

Bob

You never did answer my question, Vorpy Tnoph.

Vorpy

She can't.

Bob

Okay, you answer for her.

DonZabu

Now who says she's qualified to speak for Tnoph, Bob? Am I qualified to speak for Chaz Finster? Are you qualified to speak for Midnight Velvet?

Bob

Who the hell is Midnight Velvet?