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The fact that chunky salsa is the only kind sold in stores even though I like the more watery type

CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
edited 2012-01-09 14:43:11 in General
I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

Shit sucks, man. ¦I

Comments

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    what salsa

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Fine, as you Mexicans say, el sálso

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Juan is Mexican now?

  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    You don't make your own salsa?


    Pathetic.

  • ColorPrinterColorPrinter
    edited 2012-01-09 16:41:57
    ʍɥɐʇ po ʎon ɔɐll ɐ ɾoʞǝ ʍıʇɥonʇ ɐ dnuɔɥlıuǝ

    "I like the more watery type"


    get out



    EDIT: I apparently misunderstood completely what "watery" meant herp derp disregard this
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    "Fine, as you Mexicans say, el sálso"


    ...i think this is the first time in my life i've felt physical pain over reading something in the internet.


     

  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Is it "le sáls'o?"

  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.

    ^^ Because he called you a Mexican or because of the pseudo-Spanish? Or both?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Yes.

  • gentlemanorcusgentlemanorcus
    edited 2012-01-09 15:23:21

    Dat feel. I love watery salsa.


    I just get salsa verde. It's not that diffirent tastewise except it isn't chunky. 

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Fine fine I'm sorry, I guess there are differences between Spanish and Mexican Spanish anyway, I didn't know the correct term was la salsa

  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.

    Geez, what's with Gringos butchering Mexican terms?

  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.

    Tangent:

    My friend got pissed off at me not bringing King of Fighters XIII one time, and he's like "WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! Here we are playing Marvel vs Capcom like a bunch of pansies when we could have been Mexicans for a day!"

  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    "Chunky salsa" sounds like some kind of euphemism for something unpleasant. Actually, so does "watery salsa".

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Well, there is the "Chunky Salsa Rule"...

  • FirebertFirebert
    edited 2012-01-10 15:27:28

    ^^^ O_o


    ^^ Not a big salsa fan? If you are, what do you call the variants?

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    Salsa? Please. Real men just put Tobasco sauce on their chips.

  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.

    I think the joke was that SNK arcade machines are extremely popular in Latin America, due to how economical and practical Neo Geo arcade cabinets were.

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