This listing for Recettear: an Item Shop's Tale on SteamGifts.com

glennmagusharvey

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/ciJX8/recettear-an-item-shops-tale

In particular, the description piece is just...well, here it is for perpetuity:

I have no idea what this is. Some kind of Flower-Shop & Dungeon Crawler hybrid. Maybe if Farmville and Zelda had a secret child that grew up in a dark closet and was never supposed to see the light of day - that would be this game.

Well maybe. I don't know. But it doesn't really look all that interesting to me, and I'm usually pretty open minded about free games. Did I mention I got this free? Well, even so, you should totally enter!

Why? Because I don't want it. And probably few other people will really want it either, so they won't enter. But if you do, you'll probably end up with about a 1 in 50 chance of winning, which is much better than the 1 in 6152 that you had for Batman: Arkham City. And that cost you 50 points. This only costs .... hrm, actually I don't know. But probably (hopefully!) not 50. Maybe 5 or 10.

Also judging by the pictures, this may or may not be in english. Steam gave it to me, so I assume it is English or at least has subtitles, but I don't know and am too lazy to look. The description says something about Cape Fulgur, but I'm not sure if that is a person or a fashion accessory that you can pick up in your item shop. I'll just call it a "potentially multi-lingual item shop experience."

So yeah, enter or don't enter. Either way, I don't really care. But for those that do care, this is a steam gift that will be gifted to you through steam. And for those that want proof (do people really care about proof anymore?), why would I lie about Recettear? I mean, it is the tale of an item shop. And I'd be a fool to malign the tale of an item shop.

tl;dr: Recette is totally hot in the lemongrass outfit. Just kidding. Maybe.

This description is courtesy of someone named Yaz.

I'm...oddly amused by this.