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How boring this survey is.

SchitzoSchitzo
edited 2011-12-28 17:57:05 in General
They're somethin' else.


I know this is supposed to be one of those "deserted island" questionnaires, but fucking seriously? THOSE are my only choices? And they're not even good ones?

Comments

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...Howarts?

    And Pokemon Trainer. Because 1) Pokemon fuck yeah, and 2) Universe with a confirmed god
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-12-28 18:13:14
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Pokemon trainer. For all I know, I'd suck at magic or force use, but as a Pokemon trainer, your skills are less important than your mons' skills.

    ^Star Wars has a confirmed afterlife, but that only applies to force users.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Pokemon trainer sounds like the safest bet. I mean, I'm not sure I could capture any of the Pokemon that would be on par with a Jedi or a wizard (aw man, now I want to see Machamp and Lucario fight each other with lightsabers and whatever other applicable moves they have. Don't tell me you wouldn't want to see that), but it would mean that I don't have to be as competent, myself. >_>
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
  • DYREDYRE

    Er... all of those sound pretty awful.

    I clearly don't have any magic power so going to Hogwarts would be pretty unproductive.  Not to mention I don't think I'd get a very good education in anything except magic.  So no thanks.

    Being a Jedi implies fighting, which means I'll likely get hurt or die.  And even if I don't, their lifestyle seems really unfun.

    Being a Pokemon trainer would mean I have to live in a world where every single person is completely obsessed with Pokemon.  I get enough of that on the internet, thank you very much.

    And so... yeah.  They all suck.

    I guess going to Hogwarts would be the one that would be least negative though.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I clearly don't have any magic power so going to Hogwarts would be pretty unproductive. Not to mention I don't think I'd get a very good education in anything except magic. So no thanks.

    Under that logic, why not simply answer to the other two with "The force doesn't exist" and "Pokemon don't exist" respectively?
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2011-12-28 20:51:54

    Because it doesn't say that I become a wizard, only that I get to go to Hogwarts, not even necessarily as a student (maybe it's only for a visit).  Even if Hogwarts exists and magic exists, it doesn't imply that I am actually a wizard, since there certainly are non-magical humans in the Harry Potter series.  Whereas if I'm a Jedi, it necessarily means that the force exists and that I am able to use it and whatnot, likewise being a Pokemon trainer implies that Pokemon exist for me to be able to train them.

    Besides, I still wouldn't want to be a student at Hogwarts even if I were a wizard, since I like my electronics far too much.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    oh, it says "Become a jedi"

    nvm, proceed with your reply, fine sir. I'll just go and wear this dunce hat.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    [  ] Go to Hogwarts.
    [x] Become a Jedi.
    [  ] Become a Pokemon Trainer.
    [x] Save Hyrule.
  • BobBob
    What's with all the "OH MY GOD THESE CHOICES ARE TERRIBLE" responses?

    [x] Go to Hogwarts.
    [x] Become a Jedi.
    [x] Become a Pokemon Trainer.
    [x] Save Hyrule

    If I can't do that then

    [  ] Go to Hogwarts.
    [  ] Become a Jedi.
    [x] Become a Pokemon Trainer.
    [  ] Save Hyrule
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    [  ] Go to Hogwarts.
    [x] Train my Pokemon in the ways of the Jedi
    [x] Become a Pokemon Trainer.
    [  ] Save Hyrule
  • RaddRadd
    [  ] Go to Hogwarts.
    [x] Become a Jedi.
    [  ] Become a Pokemon Trainer.
    [  ] Save Hyrule.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Oh, I never answered that thing.

    Yeah, no. 
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Basically, what Juan said.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    [  ] Go to Hogwarts.
    [x] Become a Sith.
    [x] Become a Pokemon Trainer.
    [x] Save Hyrule.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >Sith
    >Save Hyrule
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    A sith would totally save Hyrule to rule it.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Yeah, can't have that other asshole taking over before you get your shot.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-12-29 14:03:32
    Has friends besides tanks now
    ^^ But would falling under Sith rule really count as being saved?

    A matter of perspectives, I think this is.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2011-12-29 17:20:25
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    [x] Ransack Hogwarts.
    [x] Become a Sith.
    [x] Become a Pokemon Trainer.
    [x] Loot Hyrule of all the cool items, then leave it to its fate.
  • ThemThem
    Good people don't end up here.
    [x] Trick wizards into destroying Hogwarts with massive explosion visible from space
    [x] Become immortal
    [x] Bombard planet with mutagens, become visceroid trainer
    [x] Conquer Hyrule, add to benevolent transcosmic empire
  • FirebertFirebert
    [x] Go to Hogwarts.
    [x] Become a Jedi.
    [x] Become a Pokemon Trainer.
    [x] Save Hyrule
    That would be pretty awesome, and I'm sure being a force/lightsaber-using Wizard with Pokemon would help me to save Hyrule.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^ But would falling under Sith rule really count as being saved?

    A matter of perspectives, I think this is.

    What I said was true, from a certain point of view.
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