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Diapers are not considered an acceptable alternate form of underwear.

ChagenChagen
edited 2011-03-15 05:32:06 in Wonderful posts
[tɕagɛn]
/generic attempt at being meta by being stereotypical.

[this is not that serious of a thread. Then again, this being the shitpost section, that's to be expected.]

Comments

  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
    edited 2012-07-22 18:26:14

    …

  • arksarks
    I can say it, though because when I saw it, the thread said "Blackbird".
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    You know what else sucks?
    • 20-year-old men don't get to be princesses
    • The "exit only" tabs on California guide signs are confusing as hell
    • Incest is still widely frowned upon in western society
    • I'll never be able to visit the Kroger store on Robinwood Ave. ever again
    • The "a" in Liberation Sans looks kinda stupid
    • I'm not a loli
    ...are there any self-Flanderizations I missed, there?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-03-15 12:55:38
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    You know what else sucks, even without flanderizing myself?
    * Hitler ruined the name "Adolf".
    * There's no good post-searching feature on this forum.
    * Black holes.
    * I have no idea what the hell was the intention of this thread.
  • arksarks
    I think the intention of this thread was to derail as soon as possible.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I wonder what would happen if we were to rerail this thread, seeing as the point is to derail? Would rerailing it mean we derailed it because the point was to derail it? But then wouldn't that rerail-derailment be a rerailment?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I thought fantasy incest was your thing?
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Well, yeah, but that's not as funny. I mean, you fantasize about it being real, right?
  • AnonusAnonus
    Uh, yeah, you do...
  • DYREDYRE
    Unless Central Avenue has fantasies about fantasizing about incest.

    ...Also, ...I'm not sure if I feel like adding anything else to this conversation.
  • AnonusAnonus
    How do you fantasize about having fantasies?
  • DYREDYRE
    I'm not sure.  I'm sure there are people who do it though.  Because there are (probably...) weirder things people do.  I dunno, maybe someone just thinks that fantasizing about things is hot, so they have meta-fantasies... or something.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Well, the fantasizing would have to be about someone intelligent enough to fantasize about stuff.

    Maybe I could fantasize about, say, Lucca fantasizing about...I have no idea.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-03-16 04:05:51
    [tɕagɛn]
    Epic derail is epic.

    I actually meant the OP to be serious at first, but it just seemed too ridiculous.
  • BobBob
    IJBM that:

    *No one takes Asian gangsters seriously
    *If you're short, skinny and overly effeminate, no one will believe you're a man, even with convincing fake facial hair
    *Humans can't grow extra body parts at random
    *Strap-ons just aren't the same
    *One can't claim to be a phoenix in a human's body without being labeled an otherkin / furry
    *Nudity isn't acceptable in public, nor is singing Ace of Base songs 24/7
    *Putting one's legs behind one's head isn't as impressive as it was years ago
    *Fefe Dobson isn't as popular in America as she is in Canada
    *No one reading this will know who Fefe Dobson is / appreciate her as much as I do
    *Keeping slaves is illegal
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ^ Those, too. Especially that last one.
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    *No one takes Asian gangsters seriously

    Are you sure about that?
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-16 08:59:39
    Well, maybe Yakuzas, but I don't have the benefit of being Japanese or having a bunch of crazy, scary tattoos.

    Plus, there's the whole "LOL you're way too tiny and cute to be a gangster!" thing. :<
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    I was thinking of the Yakuza, yeah. They seem scary to me, and that's just from movies.
  • gIennmagusharveygIennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-03-16 18:03:56
    You're all getting banned. For everything. Ever.

    No, that's not it.

    I'm a reasonable mod, but I'll ban anyone who breaks my fairly lax rules?
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    Go for it.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    DO IT FAGGOT
  • FrodoGoofballCoTVFrodoGoofballCoTV
    * Nudity isn't acceptable in public.
    ** And the older you get, the less acceptable it is.  :(
    * No one reading this will know who Fefe Dobson is.
    ** I have no clue..  However.
    * Keeping slaves is illegal
    ** To make it worse, you can't even buy a robot maid like on the Jetsons.
    ** And you can't buy fantasy creatures because they don't exist.
    * Humans can't grow extra body parts at random
    ** I always thought an awesome minor superpower to have would be to be able to adjust you body, even just a little.  Can't reach the item on the top shelf?  Grow 6 inches.  Bathtub too small?  Shrink.  Going jogging?  Shrink anything that bounces too much.  Grow it back when you want to have fun.
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