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Celebrity fanfiction

BeeBee
edited 2011-12-05 20:20:51 in Media
...Bwuh.

I mean don't get me wrong, I'm not actually surprised celebrities write fanfiction.  I'm not even particularly surprised David Caruso might write slash fiction of himself that sounds like it was penned by Mordin Solus and involves counting rings to determine the age of a corpse, or that Oprah might get up one day and decide the world needed a verbal account of time-traveling Oprah-on-Oprah action.  These are people I expect weird shit from.

No, what bugs me is that I'm no longer going to be able to listen to an Obama speech without thinking of Firefly and hearing:

He is happy, both for the loyalty and pregnancy of all.


Comments

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I'm pretty sure that those people didn't actually write those.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2011-12-05 20:04:13
    That's true, they didn't really cite anything, and they're usually somewhat good about that.

    The mental connection is burned into place nonetheless.  >_<
  • gentlemanorcusgentlemanorcus
    edited 2011-12-05 20:05:40
    He is happy, both for the loyalty and pregnancy of all.

    Where is this fic and why have I never heard of it before?
  • BeeBee
    edited 2011-12-05 20:23:10
    I don't know, but I totally want to read the whole thing now, Obama or not.  My morbid curiosity hasn't jumped down any rabbit holes that promisingly deep in a while.

    I'm sure it's just the Cracked guys fucking around and there is no full version, really.
  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    I'm sure it's just the Cracked guys fucking around and there is no full version, really.

    Yeah, most likely this. I mean, if this is real, how did they find out who the authors were? I don't find it believable that celebrities would write this kind of weird crap under their real name...
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Oh yeah, I remember that article.

    I thought this was going to be about real person fics, which I hear are a thing.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    they are. my sister has read some of them to me.

    I've never been the same again.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I bet there are some fun ones with Stephen Colbert.

    I read a Harry Potter fan-fic once where Colbert was the defense
    against dark arts professor or something, and it was delightful.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I read a Harry Potter fan-fic once where Colbert was the defense
    against dark arts professor or something, and it was delightful.

    Why is this not canon.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Harry Potter and The Eagle of Truthiness. Probably the only good fic out there, to be perfectly honest.
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