Biscuits and Cookies

Icalasari

Mmm... Warm, flaky biscuits with some butter on them is delicious

And a few tasty chocolate chip cookies with a glass of (almond) milk is great



Although this thread is also legitimate

IanExMachina

>Mmm... Warm, flaky biscuits with some butter on them is delicious

You've scone too far this time!

>:l

Icalasari

^ Waffer you, mad?

...Ok that was a bad one

IanExMachina

I don't get yours

Edit:

You mean Wafer? 

If so I still don't get it really.

Icalasari

Wafer to What are

Like I said, bad pun is bad

IanExMachina

Ah ok.

I was saying out loud trying to sound it out

Sometimes you just can't work a thread topic easily into a humourous sentence, I guess that is just the way the cookie crumbles.

Icalasari

Well that joke is bound to get a rise out of someone

IanExMachina

I really shouldn't joke too much about biscuits and cookies though as when I was so very very poor I was able to scrape together the ingredients and sell small batches of cookies, at that time I really kneaded the dough and cookies saved me from poverty.

Icalasari

I'm sorry, but that story seemed half baked

IanExMachina

It's true I narrowly avoided poverty through cunning means, you could almost call me a jammy dodger.

captainbrass

^ Even now, CSI: Miami scriptwriters are cribbing the puns from this thread for David Caruso to utter in the bit before the theme tune. 

 

Icalasari

^ David Caruso enters a scene where a baker has been burnt to death. The situation is explained as a robbery gone bad

"Well, I guess the thief..." *Sunglasses* "kneaded the dough"

I couldn't think of a fresh one that would work for a crime scene

IanExMachina

^^

That would be great!

Maybe they'd give me some credit and I could go to Hollywood and hob nob with the rich and famous.

Forzare

>>those puns

Icalasari

Aww come on, the puns are bun!

...Sorry

IanExMachina

Just yesterday I was talking to my girlfriend about an old friend called Gary who had lost all his hair and was going to great lengths to try to restore his mane, his most recent attempt was to massage biscuit crumbs into his head twice a day.

My girlfriend couldn't quite remember who he was, however I managed to jog her memory by making fun of the state of his scalp. 

Me:'You must remember Gary?...Baldy?'

Icalasari

^ Ah snaps I didn't think of using kinds of cookies!

IanExMachina

When my sister (Katherine) was at school she was incessantly bullied one year and to cope with it started comfort eating biscuits.

Over summer she had dealt with her bullying but had put on a lot of weight, so much so her uniform didn't fit her:

Me: 'Well if the uniform doesn't fit I think you'll also need a new P.E. Kit, Kat.'

Icalasari

Now we're going into candies? You must think yourself as quite a Smartie, but if you think my attempts will be Kinder, Surprise!

IanExMachina

(We don't really have the term 'candies' here so I was just using it as a chocolate biscuit as it is a chocolate coated wafer.)

My sweet puns are so sick they are past ill.

I'm a pun making Star, bursting your notion that you can beat me.

I'll bowl you over like skittles, seriously.

Icalasari

IanExMachina

Waltzy

This thread makes me snicker.

But don't let me get betwixt you two~.

Gelzo

>You've scone too far this time!

But I'm danish on the Valentine?

DonZabu

Give daddy some sugar.

Icalasari

^ But I don't want to give daddy sugar...

DonZabu

^ Well I'm afraid that just won't do. See, when daddy wants sugar...

...he gets it.

And if daddy doesn't get his sugar, that's when bad things happen.

-slowly turns the oven on-

Malkavian

This thread is fudging up my brain.

I should have expected Waltzy to like this thread Good N Plenty though.

Icalasari

^^ But I'm a good boy! And I don't want to wear the dress again!