Straight Men

Chagen

They are completely uninterested in my sexual advances.

But I like them more than gay men.

God dammit. Why must you straight guys be so alluring...

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glennmagusharvey

Sup.

Gelzo

So I can troll Chagen by existing?

Nice.

glennmagusharvey

Also, Larry Craig is a member of this group.

Larry Craig is advising people to take note of his membership in the category "straight men", because he is very definitely a straight man who is straight.

AXavierB

I don't find straight guys particularly alluring. I mean I find plenty of straight guys hot, but not because they're straight.

Schitzo

Great, now I'm in even more of a Survival Horror mindset. No offense, guys.

Chagen

Huh. Their straight-ness and non interest in me is what makes me like them so much more.

Oh, I'd kill to be in a relationship with a straight guy, and late at night, sitting next to the Riverwalk, the stars lighting the sky, he'd tell me "You know, I'm straight and all, but, I just have to say.....I don't know why, but....If Its You, It's Okay."

I love that trope...

AXavierB

Eh, I can sort of understand why the fantasy might be appealing. But in real life, I wouldn't believe he's straight for a second if he wanted me for anything beyond bicurious experimenting.

CommandoDude

I bet it's that you can't have them is what it is.

Deboss

Why do you hate Electivirus?

Electivirus

:C

randomtropeloser

The only guys I've ever felt attracted to have all been straight.