Laughing until you can't breathe

Waltzy

Okay okay so,

I play this game with my friend, where we look for really bad fan fictions and see who can find the absolute worst ones to show each other, and browsing my past favorites, I came across this.

It's so, so so so so so, so so, bad. And racist, and nonsensical, but I can't stop laughing my damn ass off.

brb juice pouch

Schitzo

Que la chingada

Waltzy

"Pikachu get in your Pokeball," Ash said, holding out a pokeball.

BUT THE POKEBALL HAD A SERBIAN FLAG ON IT HOLY SHIT

"Pokeballs are for Serbs," Pikachu said.

"Oh ok," Ash said and he drop pokeball to floor and smash on it with foot, "Die Serb ball!"

And Serb ball smash into thousand pieces.

Ash looked at his watch.

"It's time to go now," Ash said.

This part kills me every single time.

DonZabu

I got like this recently listening to Patton Oswalt telling his ham story.

Legionnaire

Listed under Family/Friendship.

pfffffffffffffffffffffff-

And Ash Ketchum got a gun and shot the Serbian pokemon.

bahahahahaha

rampant hypocrisy at it's finest

hilarious

Waltzy

^^ Well for Ash and Pikachu, it's Family/Friendship!

^ I hope so. I also hope he makes more. :> pfft

Icalasari

For some reason the one thing that made me laugh the hardest was Cheaper by the Dozen

No idea why as funnier things fail to make me laugh to the point where I'm choking, and Cheaper by the Dozen only managed that once, with subsequent viewings being, "Meh, it's ok"

Maybe I was in a weird mood that day...

Crimson

Man is this going to turn into a topic about making fun of badfics?

Because I really, really, really hope it does.

ClockworkUniverse

@Title:When I got my wisdom teeth out, the drive home was an hour long. And according to my dad, I laughed the entire way home.

Icalasari

^ I'm guessing you got laughing gas?

ClockworkUniverse

I got some kind of anaesthesia. I don't really remember, because I wasn't conscious for very long afterwards.

Waltzy

Oh geez INUH that's adorable~! The cutest thing about my wisdom teeth extraction was my parents trying to walk me up the three flights of stairs to our apartment and how I kept crossing my legs in front of each other.

But for the other time I got four teeth pulled out, I remember that my mouth was so numb I couldn't feel my chin, so when I drank chocolate milk I couldn't feel it dribbling everywhere. XD

ClockworkUniverse

Oh geez INUH that's adorable~!

I doubt my dad thought so.

gentlemanorcus

Seems like a troll fic. At least I hope it is. 

"ucking sebrs you cheated on Yugoslav Wars but we still won HA HA" made me laugh for a good half minute.