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Icycalm

edited 2011-03-13 11:05:48 in General
http://insomnia.ac/commentary/on_the_genealogy_of_art_games/

I have trouble understanding how someone that pretentious could hate art games so much.

Comments

  • Because Icycalm is a piece of shit, generally. Small Name, Big Ego, Unwarranted Self Importance, Inflatable Internet Dick, GIFT, whatever else name there is for it.
  • Well, yeah, I know that. I just didn't expect someone like that to be a drooling arcade fanboy.
  • Meh, I tend not to give idiots attention...sometimes.
  • edited 2012-07-22 17:06:33

  • Holy fuck words

    WORDS

    SO MANY WORDS
  • edited 2011-03-13 16:35:09

    You can be pretentious about anything. It's all about what the pretense itself is.

    Also: I was expecting the long scrollbar on that page to be for the comments section that isn't there JESUS FUCK!

  • If I'm going to read something long and boring that I have no hope in hell of understanding, I might as well read Newton's Principia instead of this.
  • Can this man go more than two fucking sentences without CAPTILZAING' ALL HEES WURDS LIEK DIS?

    [that was badly spelled on purpose]
  • edited 2011-03-13 17:12:55
    000

    It is with extreme disgust that I write this letter and say what will
    truly be considered jaundiced by some of my peers. Nonetheless, it
    must be stated that Mr. Derek Yu's ventures are a disgrace and an
    outrage. Unless you share my view that Mr. Yu has an oversized ego that
    is second to none, there's no need for you to hear me further. I
    strive to be consistent in my arguments. I can't say that I'm 100% true
    to this, but Mr. Yu's frequent vacillating leads me to believe that his
    assistants are too impuissant to stand up to him. That's the sort of
    statement that some people allege is ophidian but which I believe is
    merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made
    because he keeps trying to traffic in our blood, our birthright, and our
    security. And if we don't remain eternally vigilant, he will decidedly
    succeed. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about
    this situation. Of course, I don't speak or correspond with
    self-absorbed usurers, Mr. Yu's confreres, or anyone else who fails to
    realize that Mr. Yu must have recently made a huge withdrawal from the
    First National Bank of Lies. How else could he manage to tell us that
    one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference
    to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists
    involved?

    Thus
    spoke Mr. Derek Yu of The Independent Gaming Source in response to
    increasingly hostile reactions against the newly created pseudo-category
    of pseudo-artistic trash games, thereby obliterating every last trace
    of respect I had for him. Or, to be more precise, almost all respect,
    because one cannot fail to be impressed by the shamelessness with which
    he comes out and hurls his insults — such brazen impudence will always
    command respect. To come out and trash the labor of entire generations
    of master game designers with the insidious implication that their work
    is not and has never been art, all the while keeping a straight face,
    and even with an air of self-righteousness and indignation about him —
    that is no mean feat, even for an indie bum — that is to say the meanest
    of the mean. One must have lost all sense of decency, one must have
    lost all self-respect, one must have nothing left to lose — in addition
    to being a great actor, otherwise one cannot do, one cannot even dream
    of doing such things.

    I cannot tell the difference between that blog and this random complaint generator.


    ^^ TL;DR: Art is only supposed to give people pleasure. If it's not doing that, then it's boring people to death. Anyone who calls something in the latter category art is a "child-fagot" whose mother didn't like them reading comic books. In fact, the highest form of art is the Hollywood action movie, since it's the most emotionally powerful of genres.

  • I'm not even sure which one is supposed to be which!

  • [wmg] Icycalm uses a Random complaint generator to write his rants [wmg]
  • edited 2011-03-13 17:20:55
    Guess how many pages is that when written in Times New Roman font size 12, single line spacement? [The answer is 68.]
  • edited 2011-03-13 17:23:00
    66!

    EDIT: BOO FUCKING MICROSOFT WORD YOU LIED TO ME
  • -is speechless-
  • Shhh...he might come and start a shitstorm.
  • edited 2011-03-13 18:12:17

    Oh my God, he has a team of editors!

    http://insomnia.ac/contact/

    Can you even imagine what this article must've looked like in its unedited state?

  • Ewwwww....that's gotta be ugly.
  • THIS GUY HAS SUPPORTERS!?
  • Lots of the linked contacts look fake, and only bring up one site with little to no activity.
  • a little muffled
    It has been theorized that many of the people on his site are his sockpuppets.
  • Given that he banned someone for not properly formatting the title of a thread(it was either the person put a space between [360] and [PS3] and icycalm wanted there to be no space or the other way around) I'd be surprised if he had any users other than sockpuppets.
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