I need someone to step on my back

Waltzy

because it is soooooore.

But only one foot at a time and people have to be real careful to not make my heart go squish.

asdfghjkl shouldn't be picking up so many kids

Schitzo

*bearhugs*

Waltzy

*CRICK*

MillerCross

you do realize it'll hurt more, don chu?

Chagen

I'll hug you so hard, your ribs will meet your backside for the first time♥

IanExMachina

^
Anatomy?

Schitzo

That was adowable.

Waltzy

^^^^ It's a conundrum, preschool kids don't weigh enough, but middle school/early highschool size seems to work just right. And it's worked for me in the past! That satisfying sound fills me with such joy. ~//////~

^^^

Chagen

Ian: It's a reference to a Disgaea 4 move. The Wood Giant monster class has a A-Rank damage move called "Hugs Tonight", with the flavor text "Your ribs will meet your backside for the first time♥"

nohaynicklibre

WHERE ARE THE SIMPSONS REFERENCES

I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE SIMPSONS REFERENCES

Schitzo

HEY, NO CLEATS!