Puns

Icalasari

They are awesome

For example, my mom said her shoes were killing her feet. I told her to sue them since murder is illegal. She said that she, "would, but you can't sue something that has no sole"

Oh god I love puns

RedEyedAbyss

Icalasari

^ Well you aren't welcome to my pun party then >.>

MillerCross

Puns are funny sometimes, but there are very few people can pull them off.

Icalasari

^ Am I one of those people? ?

Radd

No.

IanExMachina

Gelzo

Hmm... It's hard to come up with new ones on the spot.

Oh, here we go. Why didn't the forgetful woman get that breast implant?

She couldn't commit it to mammary.

IanExMachina

^

Boo (b)

Is that the breast you can do?

tIt's not a very good one.

Gelzo

I should have tried to milk it a bit more. I'll try to make the next puns more titillating. 

IanExMachina

I used to tell breast puns all the time when I lived in the East End of London, I remember those days when I created a new breast pun and couldn't wait to tell my Spanish mate Harry.

I'd see him the other end of the pub and shout 'arry hola!' to get his attention and then much merriment would ensue.

MillerCross

>Arry hola

Best pun.

Icalasari

All puns from now on are meaningless

Thanks a lot, Ian. You just destroyed punning

Gelzo

Ian is breast puny.

IanExMachina

Icalasari

Someone on the Minecraft Reddit made Bedrockets - Bed propelled tnt with a holding frame made out of bedrock