I didn't milk my banning hard enough

snowbull

I should have tried to create as much drama as possible. I should have made a legion of sockpuppets, demanded you become my personal army, and tried to make people hate me as much as possible. I should have been another MFE or ilmurov. As it is, I'm old, forgotten news.

Oh well, missed opportunities.

Bob

LOL.

-has nothing more to contribute-

Noimporta

Myrmidon still brings you up from time to time.

It's kind of adorable.

Bastion

Heh. If it's any consolation, you're still pretty much the most visible example of opaque moderator decisions that don't make any sense from the users' perspectives.

Gelzo

I'd like to say I'd do play some kind of "fuck you" prank before my ban if I knew one was incoming, but...

I think the best course of action would be to present myself as a reasonable person who didn't deserve a ban, if only to serve as an illustration of the moderation's problems.

glennmagusharvey

Tnophelia

hahahaha.avi

Radd

You should have logged in with a proxy as a completely different poster with a completely different style. Then, after about a year, you should have started posting "Shit yourself, that'll show 'em"

Gelzo

"Have" not "of".

snowbull

"Shit yourself, that'll show 'em"

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT

i don't even now who you are

Bob

It's Hungergold / Land of Toad / Megadude.

Radd

There, edited. 

@Snowbull ;

Wasn't I on longer than you?

^Who are you?

Tnophelia

^ Vorphelia/Tnoporpy. The girl that has the V.

Radd

I know who you are.

Bob

^^^Judecca.

Tnophelia

@Judecca

>:<

Radd

@ Bob

Then how did you know who I was?

Bob

I have my ways.

Radd

What do you want from me?

Tnophelia

I want your passion

Radd

I have no passion.

Bob

^^^DON'T WANT YO MONEY (WANT YA MONEY)

JUST WANT YO SEX (WANT YA SEX) UH UH

TAKE A BITE OF MY BAAAD GUUURL MEAT (BAAAD GUUURL MEAT)

SHOW ME YA TEETH

GOT NO DIRECTION (NO DIRECTION) I NEED DIRECTION

JUST GOT MY VAMP (GOT MAH VAMP) UH UH

TAKE A BITE OF MY BAAAD GUUURL MEAT (BAAAD GUUURL MEAT)

SHOW ME YA TEETH

TELL ME SOMETHIN THAT'LL SAVE ME, I NEED A MAN WHO MAKES ME ALRIGHT (MAN WHO MAKES ME ALRIGHT)

TELL ME SOMETHING THAT'LL CHANGE ME, I'M GONNA LOOOVE YOU WITH MY HANDS TIED

SHOW ME YA TEETH (JUST TELL ME WHEN)

SHOW ME YA TEETH (OPEN YOUR MOUTH BOY)

SHOW ME YA TEETH (SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT)

SHOW ME YA TEETH, TEETH, TEETH, TEETH.

Chagen

Oh fuck, that was hilarious.

Radd

Oh, we're lyric dropping now?

 I've always admired Megaman

And his flawless design

I wonder

What he will think of my blue suit

And this helmet of mine?


Hey Megaman, join my side

And let me stop this moment in time

You'll be mine forever!


Megaman is so powerful

I feel my end is near

I wonder

If there's a chance I could change his mind

So he could join me here.

What Megaman and my brothers don't know

Is this flash is all for show

'Cause inside

There's nothing there and there's nothing to me

I'm empty and I'm hollow!


Hey Megaman, join my side

And let me stop this moment in time

You'll be mine forever!


This flashy suit and this flashy stage

I use only to hide

The fact that

I am lonely and I need somebody

Like Megaman by my side!


Hey Megaman, join my side

And let me stop this moment in time

You'll be mine forever!

This moment will last forever

One last moment together!

Anonus

You know this thread's title makes me think of Bessie the Yeller Cow being milked for butter to grease the streets, now.

DonZabu

I GOT THIS FIYAH LIKE MAH VEINS ARE FILLED NOTHIN' BUT GASOLINE!

AND WHEN IT SPAWKS IT'S GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FIRE THEY'VE EVER SEEN!

Bob

Don't stop the pop

Can't stop the clock, so baby let's go

I wanna celebrate and I don't want the party to stop (hey, ayo)

Tonight we can get a little stronger

Tonight we can go a little longer, can't stop the clock

Tik tok, don't stop the pop

I know a place, where we can dance, dance, dance, dance

To "I Like It", "Rude Boy", "Dynamite", and "Bad Romance"

I know a place, where we can go, go, go, go, go, giddy-up babe

I can make your bed rock, don't stop the pop

It happens all the time, a melody in my head

Makes me wanna say let the time pass

We can let the beat rock

Now, now the DJ gonna play my favorite song

Don't stop the pop

Don't stop baby, can't stop the clock

So baby let's go

I wanna celebrate and I don't want the party to stop (hey, ayo)

Tonight we can get a little stronger (hey!)

Tonight we can go a little longer (hey!), can't stop the clock

Tik tok, don't stop the pop

We can dance, woah ooah

Like it goes on and on and on (like shooting stars), like shooting stars

Dance, until we die

Like it goes on and on and on (on and on and on and on and)

Dance, like it's the last night of your life, life

Dance, like, we'll be young forever

Dance, dance, dance like there's no tomorrow

There's just right now, now, now 'cause we're never getting old

It happens all the time, I'm always hearing your

Melody in my head, makes me wanna sing

Let the time pass, we can let the beat rock

'Cause we gon rock, rock, rock when the music drops

Don't stop the pop

Don't stop baby (can't stop the clock)

So baby let go (one love one love!)

I wanna celebrate and I don't want the party to stop (hey, ayo)

Tonight we can get a little stronger (hey!)

Tonight we can go a little longer (hey!), can't stop the clock

Tik tok, don't stop the pop

Let's go all, the way tonight

I want it all, it all, it all

I just want it all, I just want everything as long as it's free

Oooh, oooh oh, I want it all

Ain't got no money in my pocket but I wanna be a billionaire

(Go DJ!) Got my iPod on my stereo

I'm gonna write you a song, the world better prepare (oh my gosh)

Listen to my mix, on the radio

Hands up (hands up!), suddenly, we all got our hands up

(put your hands up), now put your hands up

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes

Saying oh my gosh, don't stop the pop

Don't stop baby,

I don't wanna stop (spreading my wings) like I'm in flight

Now let's fly away

If life is just a party, then I don't want the party to stop (hey, hey)

Tonight I'mma let it be fire (hey!)

Tonight we can get a little higher (hey!), can't stop the clock

Tik tok, tik tok, tik tok, tik tok, tik tok

Don't stop the pop

Let's go, faster, faster

Don't stop, go faster, ayo

I'm strong enough to go all night

Baby, I don't want the party to stop, hey

Everybody, from New York, to California (hey!)

Can't stop the clock

No regrets, there's not a thing that I would change

Can't stop the clock

We're unforgettable (hey!), we're undeniable

So hot, we're on top, tik tok, don't stop the pop

Wooooaaah, don't stop baby

Wooooaaah, you won't stop baby

'Cause you're amazing, just the way you are

Tnophelia

IM AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

DonZabu

DOUGHY LUMPS, STOMACH PUMPS, ENEMAS TOO!

Bob

WHY YOU COMIN HOME, FIVE IN THA MORN

SOMETHIN'S GOIN ON, CAN I SMELL YO DICK?