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Friends

DonZabuDonZabu
edited 2011-10-21 19:30:10 in General
"Friends" are people who say they're gonna meet you at the movies, and never show up.

"Friends" are people who tell you a mud puddle is only an inch deep, and you step in it, and you're up to your knees in mud.

"Friends" are people who run your underwear up the flagpole.

Friends are jerks!

Comments

  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    So you posit observations about "Friends" and then make a conclusion about Friends? 
  • JHMJHM
    Here, There, Everywhere
    My friends aren't like that...

    Maybe I just have excellent enemies?
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Oh these guys. "Friends", usually friends of your other friends, that just tolerate you enough to hang out with you, but are total dicks regardless.

    I had a lot of these "friends" in Middle and High School.
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-10-21 21:22:19
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^ With enemies like this, who needs friends?
  • JHMJHM
    Here, There, Everywhere
    ^^ (I was making a joke, relying upon the concept of missing the point. I am now exposing it in the form of what could also, charitably, be called a kind of joke, by explaining the bejeezus out of something that should not require explanation.)
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Why are you explaining your joke to me?
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