ITT: 707ruz assigns you to stop an annoying, yet exponentially growing trend.

707ruz

I was okay with Alex's weapon/fighting style thing because, not only was it cool, it was informative. Some of these new ones are overkill.

MillerCross

Because bitching about it in a metathread will cause it to stop. Clearly. 

Icalasari

What do I get?

707ruz

Of course it will! My plan is flawless!

Whatever my plan is, anyway.

InsanityAddict

Hmm, by doing it in snowclone style, the poster is perpuating the trend(OP could have made a generic snowclone complaint), while simultaneously taking the wind out of the sails of anyone who was going to make snowclone complaint thread. A smart move to anticipate and deflect criticism.

Nyktos

I think they're fun. They'll blow over soon enough.