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People keep coming to me for relationship advice

MalkavianMalkavian
edited 2011-10-10 19:45:12 in Meatspace
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
I've had five failed relationships and am attracted to mentally unstable girls.

Why do people do this?

Comments

  • AHRAHR
    I don't know. They shouldn't do that.
  • MoerinMoerin
    I dunno, but...

    ...See, I've been having some trouble with my love life.  There's this one guy I really like, but it's like he keeps avoiding me and pretending I don't exist.  So I was wondering if you knew where I could get some good, strong chains to make sure he doesn't avoid me anymore?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Hmmm, it depends Moe. Lowes can have some good stuff, but it also depends what you're chaining him to. It'd be best to go to a small hardware store and discuss details with a clerk there.
  • LouieWLouieW
    edited 2011-10-11 15:22:40
    Loser
    Malkavian,

    Sounds to me like people might just trust you in general, so since they tend to go to someone they trust for advice about stuff, they ask you when they want insights about relationships. That may seem weird in a certain sense, but if it happens out of trust then I would consider it something positive.
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    Well, you can at least tell people what not to do.


    Also, you're probably one of the older people here,so perhaps people assume you have the Wisdom of the Elders or something. Having said that, no-one asks me for relationship advice and I'm older than you. Quite right too, with my track record.

  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    Judging by the people you are attracted to, I'd say that it's not so much that you are someone people consider worthy of asking for advice as it is that keep strange company in general - strange company which is fine with the idea of asking someone who they probably shouldn't for advice.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    People who are succesful in relationships give advice that leans towards 'go and try and if you fail try again'. People who are relatively unsuccesful are more prone to theorizing. Guess which one you go to if you don't want to come out of your comfort zone.
  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    Perhaps this has something to do with the "people learn from failure" thing?
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