I want to pet a beaver

Icalasari · 2011-10-08 14:56:32

I want to pet it tenderly so it shivers in delight Also should pet a cock so it crows with pleasure

Gelzo · 2011-10-08 15:01:33

You should feed the cock to the beaver.

Moerin · 2011-10-08 15:02:39

And then let the cock ride an ass.

IanExMachina · 2011-10-08 15:03:24

And then fuck them all.

Moerin · 2011-10-08 15:05:47

What? No! Dude, that's fucked up! Where would you even get an idea like that?

Icalasari · 2011-10-08 15:05:47

^^^^, ^^^ Both WONDERFUL ideas!

^^ Get your mind out of the gutter!

IanExMachina · 2011-10-08 15:06:45

Icalasari · 2011-10-08 15:17:53

Are you implying that you'd like to touch my rod? But I use that only for fishing where the sun doesn't shine!

captainbrass · 2011-10-08 15:18:13

The Naked Gun is also relevant here:-

Leslie Nielsen (as Frank Drebbin, whilst looking up at a woman climbing a step-ladder) - "Nice beaver!"

Lisa Marie Presley (as...whatshername) - "Thanks. I just had it stuffed." (Climbs down step- ladder carrying a large stuffed beaver)

Icalasari · 2011-10-08 15:23:35

Oh, maybe we should put the cock between two jugs!

nohaynicklibre · 2011-10-08 15:32:25

It's funny because it sounds like they are saying dirty things but they are just talking about animals

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