Happy Tree Friends shipping

Anonus

Why? The characters are as flat as paper!

Tnophelia

Because OTP and porn

nuclearneo577

This is the internet. As shown here.

DonZabu

Much gorn, I presume?

Anonus

I'm not talking about porn. Just plain shipping.

Tnophelia

There needs to be an ultimate Rule 34 site. One with stories, pictures, videos AND a wiki.

DonZabu

So long as you can actually browse it a decent portion of the time without the server choking up. <*cough*paheal*cough*>

Tnophelia

Yeah, Paheal sucks. Can't find shit on it other than ANEE MAY

AND MAN GAHHHHHH

Trash_Vortex

What's the total no. of images on Paheal? I feel like crunching some numbers...

(As in... Total number as of right now)

(If you can get any other data, like total images per some of the tags, too, I'd appreciate that too)

DYRE

503150 pictures on Paheal right now according to the count on the front page.

http://rule34.paheal.net/tags/popularity

This page gives the number of posts for each tag.

DonZabu

Not sure if I see the point of putting anime/manga images on there when Danbooru and Gelbooru already exist.

DYRE

Same reason someone would put pictures on Sankaku Channel or zerochan or any of the other -boorus?

Trash_Vortex

Dat data!

So so far... If you looked at one image a day, it would take you 1413.34 years. <--Hey, check out that number!

Assuming the average person would manage two images a day, it'd take half that time to jerk off to them all, which is still longer than about 8 lifetimes. (706.67 years).

For every pokemon image, 60.9 years. I'll probably use more of the tag data in a bit, It's just a problem in that it's subject to change. Or I'll stop being as interested as I was this morning...

DYRE

I don't know about you, but I'm sure not expecting to live to 200+ years old...

So 706.67 years is a lot longer than 3 lifetimes...

Trash_Vortex

Oh yeah, I did it in my head first and got it wrong because I'm shit at math. Didn't change the number back...

DYRE

Well Trash_Vortex is assuming that someone is masturbating to each image.

And... I'm pretty sure I would not be able to manage 30 images in one day, if that's the case...

Stormtroper

24 a day...

Trash_Vortex

One for every hour?

If that's true... You truly have a skill there...

Tnophelia

So discussions about porn go faster than normal discussions? :<

Tnophelia

Awwwwwwwwwww + B

Bob

Who the hell actually masturbates to the stuff they find on Paheal?

DYRE

I might have a couple times, I think.

I can't remember.

Bob

Eww. I expected better from you, DYRE. :<

DYRE

I'm sorry.

Maybe I was being a hipster and doing it ironically.

Bob

OH GOD NO, A POTENTIAL HIPSTER, GET IT AWAY

-runs-

Trash_Vortex

*Imagines people in Starbucks browsing Paheal*

DYRE

-Googles "ironybooru"-

-nothing-

-:c-

Bob

Pffffft, Touhou is so mainstream. [random obscure anime #58,723] is where it's at.

Also, how the fuck did googling Ironybooru lead to this?

Trash_Vortex

^^ Start the site up, I... I mean we... can make a shitload of money together. The porn market contains plenty for the adults, and plenty for the kids (Paheal), but the hipster crowd is one deep hole in the market that needs fillin'

Bob

>deep hole

>needs fillin'

-gigglesnort-

Trash_Vortex

My prose does that by itself, I think it's fantastic