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  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    look dude, keep your robo-incest out of my transformers. STOP KINKSHAMING

  • edited 2012-07-11 23:04:37
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Transformers are unable to look sexy while wearing swimsuits.


     


     


     


    Come to think of it, Konata is also unable to look sexy while wearing swimsuits.


    We have thus proven that Konata is a transformer.

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    suddenly, i feel ashamed. I'm going to make a thread about it.

  • edited 2012-07-11 23:06:10

    EDIT: Way to go, CountryPumpkin.  I was gonna go post a Phoenix Wright OBJECTION! image to imply that I think Transformers in swimsuits are sexy but then you came along and RUINED EVERYTHING!

  • yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    I


    AM


    A


    CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT 


  • Come to think of it, Konata is also unable to look sexy while wearing swimsuits.



    Konata's swimsuit is best of all Lucky Star swimsuits.


    Though I don't really think any Lucky Star characters are sexy so I guess that's irrelevant.

  • edited 2012-07-11 23:14:34
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Konata's swimsuit is best of all Lucky Star swimsuits.


    heckno.avi

  • You can change. You can.

    Does that count as a threesome?



    Only if you are of the "your penis is actually another living being" school of thought founded by Thor and Captain Hammer.

  • edited 2012-07-11 23:17:14

    Clearly your otaku power level isn't high enough if you don't think sukumizu are better than all other swimsuits.


    Or whatever.


    ^ But, like... the Gurren and the Lagann are two different mechs...


    So it's like...


    They're boning.


    Every episode.

  • edited 2012-07-11 23:19:44
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    one might say that the lagann



    ...





    ...



    ...



    gives the gurren head
  • You can change. You can.

    fuck


    now rewatching TTGL would be like watching a porn flick


    well, i guess watching a show where yoko is...well, yoko is already shameful enough

  • edited 2012-07-11 23:21:56
    Has friends besides tanks now

    >TTGL is porn


    THAT would explain why the story wasn't doing anything for me.

  • You can change. You can.

    nah you just have shittaste


    if you feel indignation at that statement, then i pre-emptively challenge thee to a duel


    of drills

  • edited 2012-07-11 23:21:26

    ^^ Porn about skullfucking even.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    my head is full of non-fuck

  • That said, the Gurren Lagann = porn thing isn't too far-fetched considering everything in the entire show is just a metaphor for Simon's boner.

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    ^^ Apparently TTGL can fix that for you.

  • No rainbow star

    I'd like to nominate this thread currently, starting from INUH changing his username

  • You can change. You can.

    drill to the head?


    drill to the head


    (the drill is a penis)

  • The head is probably also a penis.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    The entire show is a penis; said penis is 26 episodes long.

  • That's ridickulous.

  • 27 episodes long.  It's really proud of its episode count and you sure as hell better get it right.

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    I go restart my computer and come back to this.


    Do you guys WANT to be burnt alive? Do you?!

  • You can change. You can.

    just rejoice on the fact that TTGL is a 26 episodes long dick joke

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Guys okay look left.


     


    Look right.


     


    Now look around you. you're in the IJBM central offices. In front of you stands the most majestic sight you can imagine. A Rei-clone riding the Mara- chariot around the cock christmas tree. It is a horrible vibrating neon and glass fixture of hundreds upon hundreds of dildos positioned so brazenly the most jaded porn star blushes at the sight. And they are all turned on.


    And in the corner I am sitting on a rocking chair in a smoking jacket, getting high off fear gas, mind control lipstick, joker venom, regular venom and straight up booze. 

  • Anything's possible when your Alk smells like comic books and not a manga. I'm on a PONY.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
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