Random Erections (Probably NSFW)

Icalasari · 2011-09-23 09:23:54

> Sitting in hallway waiting for classroom to open up > Gets an erection > Now can't stand up in case it shows Dammit penis!

AHR · 2011-09-23 09:25:36

--laughs evilly--

MadassAlex · 2011-09-23 09:28:15

Since I'm back on antidepressants, I have difficulty reaching climax. This doesn't influence my ability to get it up, nor my libido. So I can't work any of this excess libido off like I usually do. The result should be obvious.

It's like being 15 again. -_-;

MillerCross · 2011-09-23 09:36:15

HAHAHAHAHA...YOUR PAIN MAKES ME HAPPY, ALEX

HAPPY

WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But really, I know that feel. Except not with drugs, but you know what i mean.

MadassAlex · 2011-09-23 09:45:37

next time i jerk it successfully

i shall send you the result, via mail

use my seed wisely

it is a gift

a gift to the foes of mordor

MillerCross · 2011-09-23 09:48:01

next time i jerk it successfully

i shall send you the result, via mail

But who are you going to jerk

use my seed wisely

Don't like plants.

it is a gift

A German gift, right? :3c

a gift to the foes of mordor

are you implying i'm a member of the fellowship?

Icalasari · 2011-09-23 09:48:25

Why would AHR laugh evilly?

MadassAlex · 2011-09-23 09:53:10

^^ Me, why not, pretty much, hell yes.

MillerCross · 2011-09-23 09:55:37

because plants demand a lot of care and they don't give back at all.

they remind me of my ex.

MadassAlex · 2011-09-23 09:58:05

what a coincidence

MillerCross · 2011-09-23 10:01:11

I'm pretty sure my ex was Poison Ivy.

MadassAlex · 2011-09-23 10:03:56

Then perhaps it's better you didn't tap that.

(I know you did not tap that because you have posted.)

MillerCross · 2011-09-23 10:06:24

I did. I just didn't let her do her thing

when you say "tap", you mean groping, rite?

MadassAlex · 2011-09-23 10:19:14

rite

Icalasari · 2011-09-23 10:23:26

When I hear tap and Poison Ivy together, I imagine someone sticking a tap in her and extracting sap

MillerCross · 2011-09-23 10:25:31

bah, that'd be wrong in a whole new level

Icalasari · 2011-09-23 10:30:14

^ But she probably has the BEST tasting sap!

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-09-23 10:40:30

I think when people tap Poison Ivy, the sap's generally extracted from them.

Icalasari · 2011-09-23 10:42:34

Does she sell the sap? And how do normal humans produce sap to make delicious syrup for pancakes?

?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-09-23 10:43:38

I don't think that sap's known for making good pancake syrup.

Icalasari · 2011-09-23 10:44:42

Then why extract it?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-09-23 10:45:54

It's not a goal, so much as a side effect of the tapping.

MillerCross · 2011-09-23 10:46:31

Because she gets off on men's despair. You know, being a misandrist hippie serial killer and all.

man, i love batman's rogues gallery.

Icalasari · 2011-09-23 10:48:53

^^ Then why tap?

^ She gets off on? She should either get off or on

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-09-23 10:50:08

Because it's fun.

Icalasari · 2011-09-23 10:53:36

So if she finds tapping humans for sap fun, then we should find tapping trees for sap fun?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-09-23 11:00:16

No, we find being tapped by her fun.

Icalasari · 2011-09-23 11:06:44

You find having a piece of cold metal shoved into you to drain out bodily fouids fun?

MillerCross · 2011-09-23 11:09:39

Well, to her, it is fun to drink your lifeforce, you know it feeds her. And she really likes seeing men in pain.

And I'm just realizing how much I wish there were better Poison Ivy stories out there.

Waltzy · 2011-09-23 12:09:57

The closest thing I've had was randomly getting wet in class.

>sitting in English
>omg wtf is this warm/wet feeling
>panic and think I'm on period
>run to the bathroom
>confused face

MillerCross · 2011-09-23 12:11:22

lil sis, what were you reading >

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