The lack of hero sockpuppets

Icalasari · 2011-09-19 13:27:33

No Sonic, no Link, no Mario, nothing. The closest we have is Pikachu

Waltzy · 2011-09-19 13:29:23

But Link can't talk!

< /nerdrage

Just kidding, I know he at least has those dialogue options.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-09-19 13:30:44

-checks the dashboard-

We have a Link. He just hasn't posted yet.

And Link does talk in Wind Waker.

GenericSuperVillain · 2011-09-19 13:30:50

They aren't here because they are AFRAID of me, of course!

...Why do I sound like a cross between Dr Wily and the Green Goblin from Spiderman The Animated Series?

AdolfHitler · 2011-09-19 13:31:14

no Link

Ahem.

Ninja'd.

Icalasari · 2011-09-19 13:31:38

^^^^ Child Link can

^^^ Not sure if that is laziness or pure genius

AdolfHitler · 2011-09-19 13:51:12

In all honesty, I think the presence of all the supervillains is driving away a lot of potential users. Some guys who see the site for the first time might be interested at first ("A site dedicated to complaining about pointless shit? Sign me up, dude!"), but run away when they're faced with all the dumb retarded villain shit.

Icalasari · 2011-09-19 13:53:26

...Says Adolf Hitler

GLaDOS · 2011-09-19 13:56:34

The term used to describe hero is outdated and quite honestly offensive in most cases

you think the people the op described are heroes?

captainbrass · 2011-09-19 14:00:27

Tina Turner reckons "We Don't Need Another Hero" and who am I to disagree with her?

AdolfHitler · 2011-09-19 14:00:28

^^^ I'm not a supervillain. And even if I was, I'm not part of the problem - I was around long before all these copycats were.

PoliceMan · 2011-09-19 14:01:11

You don't need superhero around here. As long as real life every day heroes like me exist!

Icalasari · 2011-09-19 14:05:31

^ Didn't limit it to super heroes

So far:

Evil:
Adolf Hitler
GLaDOS
GenericSuperVillain
Kefka
Lex Luthor
Mojo Jojo
Robotnik
One or two others I can't remember for some reason

Good:
Link (Doesn't Post)
Pikachu (Questionable)
PoliceMan

AdolfHitler · 2011-09-19 14:08:38

Evil team is shit apart from me and Lex Luthor.

Icalasari · 2011-09-19 14:11:37

^ Does it matter? All that opposes you is a mute AWOL Hylian, an electric rat, and a normal police officer

Also GLaDOS >>>>> You and Lex combined

ObiJuanKenobi · 2011-09-19 14:36:58

The light side of the force shall prevail.

Icalasari · 2011-09-19 14:41:42

...That pun... Why would anyJuan make it?

Waltzy · 2011-09-19 14:42:05

It takes juan to know juan.

Icalasari · 2011-09-19 14:50:10

Oh, so you Juant to play THAT game, do you?

AdolfHitler · 2011-09-19 14:53:07

Also GLaDOS >>>>> You and Lex combined

hahaareyoufuckingserious.jpg

Malkavian · 2011-09-19 14:56:54

People will be these puns Juann-til the end of time.

Icalasari · 2011-09-19 14:57:14

^^ Yes I am. She just has the small issue of immobility to overcome. Once that problem is solved, she could easily destroy all of you

nohaynicklibre · 2011-09-19 15:14:53

As long as they are within Aperture Science and don't carry around an idiot ball.

AdolfHitler · 2011-09-20 03:06:10

Yes I am.

hahayoureallyareseriouswhatamoron.jpg

MojoJojo · 2011-09-20 08:17:22

^^^ Butt-kisser.

Icalasari · 2011-09-20 08:21:25

^ Idiot who can't beat three little girls

MojoJojo · 2011-09-20 08:24:42

^ Butt-kisser.

AdolfHitler · 2011-09-20 08:36:41

^ Idiot who can't beat three little girls.

MojoJojo · 2011-09-20 08:40:02

^ Bah! I, Mojo Jojo, shall not be childish! I will handle this maturely and in a mature manner that befits my level of maturity, which is high! High! Not low! And the mature manner in which I, Mojo Jojo, shall manhandle this situation, is through PLASMA RAYS and GIANT ROBOTS (the manner in which I shall deal, dispose, do away with you maturely, that is)

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