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OW FUCK MY EYE

ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
edited 2011-09-16 00:41:39 in Meatspace
OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
WHY THE FUCK DID I RUB MY EYE WITH MY LASER MOUSE STILL IN MY HAND?!

Comments

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    I'm sorry...I laughed.

    Though I'm reminded of my laser pointer that only worked sometimes. When pushing the button didn't do anything, my first thought was to look directly into it to see what's wrong, then push the button...
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Is it bad that I read that as
    OW, FUCK MY EYE
    and immediately thought of skullfucking?

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^^No need to apologize. Superficial, temporary injuries caused by stupidity are pretty hilarious.

    ^Nah, I probably would have seen that coming if I hadn't been focusing on the fact that my vision in my right eye was all blurred and I had a headache.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ^^ I didn't read it that way until I saw it the second time.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    Awww, that's so precious, how connected to your technology you are.

    But, you know what they say about shining lasers in your eyes. Sorry INUH! *backpat* Looks like you're the next Terminator! Good luck with that.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I would be the laziest Terminator ever.
  • ElbeemElbeem
    >>>>>>> Target Identity:
    >>>>>>> JOHN CONNOR
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Objective: TERMINATE
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Nah, can't be bothered. Farmville?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    talk about lazers

    I would be the laziest Terminator ever.

    -_-
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    me doesn't get it.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-09-16 09:01:07
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Oh, god. Didn't even notice that.

    It's "lasers," though. It's an acronym for "Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation."

    ^laser<=>lazy
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Fairly sure her spelling of it is intentional.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Ah, okay. Just one of those things I always feel the urge to correct.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^Lazer lazer lazer lazer lazer

    ...Great, now I have the urge to correct my own post
  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.
    Layzer.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Lazors
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAHS!?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    IMMA FIRIN MAH LAfuck it.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Why would you rub your eye without letting go of an entire mouse first?
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I sorta rubbed it with my wrist, so my hand didn't need to be free.
  • RocketDudeRocketDude
    Poot dispenser here
    But how did that get laser in your eye?
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^If you place your wrist on your eye, whatever's in your hand will go past it.
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