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"I swear Spider-man has sucked worse than ever before"

MalkavianMalkavian
edited 2011-09-15 20:49:44 in Meatspace
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
says a guy at the comic shop I frequent.

He comes in every week and buys every Spider book.
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  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-09-15 20:57:21
    Has friends besides tanks now
    I kinda know that guy's feel. I kept reading Bleach for a while even though it had long since taken a dive and I knew it. Difference is, I would never have actually paid to keep reading Bleach.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    A) He is stupid

    B) He likes watching trainwrecks

    Incidentally, is the new Spider-Man any good?
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    B) He likes watching trainwrecks

    This probably, it's why I was in Everest's position concerning Bleach.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Wait, the new Spider-Man is already out? (Or are you talking about the guy replacing Peter Parker?)

    Also, yeah, many times, we cling onto things expecting for them to get better.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    B-but! Why is he paying for them?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Because he expects a return for his passionate investment. Yes, it's illogical. No, it's not unique.
  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    I like bleach and naruto, but the main motivator for me to keep reading something is that there's nothing that can override the "finish what you start" order in my head
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    You poor thing. I almost want to send you a copy of "Atlas Shrugged"
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    *gasp* You wouldn't!
  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    Fuck objectivism, I will usually make a cursory read and then proceed.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Juan:


  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-09-15 21:06:29
    You can change. You can.
    Oh, Abyss_Worm, you should know, I'm very dedicated to the art of torture.

    ^^ Welp, that joke is dead now.

    I should think of something more evil.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^Twilight.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Nah, Twilight can be enjoyed. I mean, really, "I HAVE THE SKIN OF A MONSTER *SPARKLES*" is some hilarious shit, alright.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-09-15 21:11:51
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^^The Eye of Argon.

    Eragon

    Night Travels of An Elven Vampire

    ^I personally love "Do I...dazzle you?"
  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    I've actually had a reading of the first chapter of twilight...Couldn't continue, it bored me to death.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I found Twilight to be an actually really breezy read. I'll give it commendations for that, even while kicking and spitting on everything else.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I attempted to MST the entire thing once, but gave up because holy shit massive book.
  • vandrovandro
    edited 2011-09-15 21:18:14
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    I do not enjoy MSTing much, not that pointing out something's bad point is not entertaining but after the first five jokes my face goes from "XD" to "-_-".
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss

    MST-ing takes skill. I shall allow Joker to explain the mortal sin most MST-ers commit.

    http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/texplainthejoke.jpg

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I enjoy MSTing when I'm with friends and doing it myself. And sometimes, Rifftrax. But it varies in quality for me. It has to be really good for me to care about it.
  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    I can say that yes, I prefer to do it among friends.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Need I remind people what my favorite TV show is?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Yes. We just don't care. And you should really just relax.
  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    Yuno Gasai's daily life?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-09-15 22:22:16
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^but how else will you know how I eat and breathe and other science facts?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-09-15 22:34:36
    ^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating


    Those should get you started.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    edited 2011-09-15 23:09:04
    Boy, nobody likes what I like here. But honestly, anything (everything) beats Atlas Shrugged.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^As much as I hate Ayn Rand, Twilight (and a lot of other things) are many orders of magnitude worse.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-09-15 23:22:05

    Twilight's audience is teenage girls. Ayn Rand's audience include people who actually make decisions concerning the fate of the world. Twilight wasn't indirectly responsible for ruining the economy.

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