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ROBOTS don't feel - why pretend they do?
11 1/2 pounds of meat & 25 slices of cheese
Vyucovani zacina v 6:30
1,000 words is a bare minimum - to the few that seem to matter
My Porsche? Forgot I even owned one
Comments
a font, in mixed case isn't
a font, VERY MADE BOLD
"You don't suppose we read that stuff, do you?"
The real scientific method
Komponisten der klassischen Musik
LOCAL NEWS: Dog (Banjo) humiliated in front of entire park
State trooper did not take kindly to my creative driving style
SPEEDING
CONSTRUCTION AHEAD
Work crews playing with gobs of hot asphalt
BRIGHT TRAIL OF SPARKS
Route 59 Closed
IN RAGE AND FRUSTRATION, I THREW MY KEYS INTO THE RIVER
THEN I NOTICED I WAS MILES FROM HOME
Eastward
Visiting the drive-thru psychotherapist
MY CAR HAS ABANDONMENT ISSUES
(If this were TVTropes, that'd be potholed to Flanderization)
Miracle worker
ABLE TO KEEP TRACK OF OVER 26,375 SIMULTANEOUS EXPERIMENTS
Toiling in the lab night and day
Never has time for lunch break
FINALLY ARRIVES AT AN AMAZING BREAKTHROUGH
AMAZING
Insurance claims down 62%
Doctor, it hurts when I move my leg like this
THEN DON'T MOVE YOUR LEG
Healers
VACANT EMERGENCY ROOMS
I read that bit in the voices of his child and YOUR KING, respectively.
Mariposa Ave.
Bergaults Street